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Warph · September 09, 2012, 10:02:04 PM

Top Ten Intelligence Agencies in the World

An intelligence agency is a important part of any country. These agencies work for their country and collect information of all matters being or will be happened in the world related to their countries. It is basically a Governmental agency. Intelligence agency is essential and effective instrument of a national power which take part in protection of its country.This agency works secretly and no one knows about its successful operations but some of the failure operations are highlighted in news. Number of intelligence agencies is working all around the world and it is so difficult to rank them. But we have some ideas about the best intelligence agencies so we are ranking them in this Top 10 Best Intelligence Agencies In 2012 according to their rate of success and handling the situation efficiently.

10. ASIS- Australia

ASIS is Australian government intelligence agency. It was formed on 13 May 1952. You will find its headquarter in Canberra, Australian Capital Territory, The total annual budget of this agency is 162.5 m AUD (2007). The director general of this agency is Nick Warner. This agency is responsible for collecting foreign intelligence, cooperation with other foreign agencies Main responsibility is information collection of political and economical interest for protection of its people.

9. RAW-India

Indian intelligence agency RAW was formed on 21 September 19968. Its headquarter is in New Delhi. The agency executive is K.C Verma. Indian government needed the formation of agency after its two wars due to lacking of information gathering setup, one is the Sino-Indian war of 1962 and second is Pakistan-India war of 1965. RAW is famous intelligence agency. Primary responsibility is collection of foreign intelligence, covert operations and counter terrorism. They also take part in getting information about foreign governments and their polices in advising Indian foreign policy making. RAW has got number of successes it is ranked at number 9.

8. DGSE- France

Directorate General for External Security is a intelligence agency of France. It was formed in April 2, 1982. This agency works under the direction of French ministry of defense. Collaborating with the Central Directorate of Interior Intelligence this DGSE provides information for national security by doing some of the intelligence operation abroad. This agency is working with more than 5 thousands employs. DGSE gathers information with the help of foreign sources in strategic decision for their national interest.

7. FSB- Russia

Federal Security Service of Russia is one of the effective and succeeded intelligence agency of the Soviet-era. It was formed in April 1995. Its headquarter is in Lubyanka Suare.This agency has a great roll in counter intelligence, border security matters and counter terrorism. They have a superb participation in surveillance. This secret intelligence agency works under FSB. This agency is responsible for internal matters like fight against terrorism, crimes and drug mafia.

6. BND- Germany

The Bundesnachrichtendienst is a intelligence agency of Germany. It is operating under the control of Chancellor's office. It was formed in April 1, 1956.The main role of this agency is to warn the government from external threats. They work with wiretapping for the surveillance of international communications. This agency widely collect the data about terrorism, crimes, drug trafficking, illegal migration and warfare information. They have military and civil intelligence. Total employs of this agency are 6050.

5. MSS- China

Ministry of State Security is a intelligence agency of China. It is one of the most active foreign intelligence agency. Its headquarter is in Beijing. They can arrest any person involving in crime for the security of their country. This agency has a role in ensuring the security of their country with collecting the information about the enemy agents, spires and counter revolutionary activities. This agency has a wide intelligence network all around the world.

4. CIA- America

CIA is an American intelligence agency. It was formed in 1947. It is one of the largest intelligence agency. This agency has the role in gathering the foreign information from other countries that could effect their national policies. This agency is becoming so active now a days in tracing AL QAIDA leaders. CIA has failed to control the terrorism activities. One big example is 9/11. CIA is the world's highly funded agency with advanced intelligence set up. It contains 20000 employs.

3. M1-6- England

M1-6 was formed in 1909. It is the intelligence agency of England. Its headquarter is found in Vauxhall cross. The executive of this agency is Sir John Sawers. Their work is same as like CIA. This agency is most effective. They are responsible for the security of their country. M1 6 is so successful in maintaining their national security.

2. Mossad- Israel

Mossad is a Israeli intelligence agency which was formed in 1949. The director of this agency is Meir Dagan. They are responsible for their national security from internal and external threats. They have achieved numerical successes in the history. This agency is also responsible for collection of foreign intelligence and covert operations which includes paramilitary activities.

1. ISI- Pakistan

The Inter Services Intelligence agency was formed in 1948. It is the intelligence agency of Pakistan. ISI is a least funded but world's best intelligence agency. Its headquarter is in Islamabad. They has 10000 agents which are widely spread all around the world. No any agent of ISI has been caught on camera. They have a superb role in Suviet war and in security of their nuclear weapons. They failed the attempts of India in getting supremacy in Asia. Abbot Abbad operation of American Intelligence in killing of Osama was a big intelligence failure of ISI. But in spite of these ISI is ranked at number 1 position with its remarkable successes.

This list is based on others data and the success rate of these agencies in last couple of years.

Warph · September 10, 2012, 02:38:05 PM

okay... listen up you Grasshoppers!

This one is a little different ......

Two Different Versions .....

Two Different Morals

OLD VERSION:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

MORAL OF THE OLD STORY:

Be responsible for yourself!

MODERN 2012 VERSION:

The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances with celebrities and plays golf the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.

CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, MSNBC and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast.

How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so, sez the media?

Kermit the Frog appears on Fat Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'

ACORN stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, 'We shall overcome.'

Then Rev. Jeremiah Wright has the group kneel down to pray for the grasshopper's sake.

President Obumabug condemns the ant and blames President Bush, President Reagan, Christopher Columbus, the Pope and God for the grasshopper's plight.

The black widow spiders, Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Piers Morgan that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the poor grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

Finally, the EEOC Spider Den drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by Obumabug's Government Green Czar Van Jones and given to the grasshopper.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.

The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.

The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of Ron Paul fleas who terrorize and ramshackle the once prosperous and peaceful neighborhood.

The entire Nation collapses, bringing the rest of the free world with it.

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Be damn careful how you vote November 2012

I've posted this because I believe that their are some people on this forum that could be ants! You may wish to pass this on to other ants, but don't bother sending it on to any grasshoppers because they wouldn't have the capacity to understand it anyway.

Warph · September 10, 2012, 11:22:34 PM

Warph · September 11, 2012, 01:53:53 PM

Scott Van Duzer, the Obama hugger: Pizza Shop facing boycott

Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0912/80998.html#ixzz26C01iH6L

Oh come on... so the pizza guy likes Obuma. So he gave him a hug. Don't take a page out of the left's playbook. Don't boycott the dude for that.

"People are saying a lot of bad things and boycotting my restaurant," Scott Van Duzer, 46, told POLITICO. "There's no middle line anymore, and that's exactly what's wrong with our country right now."

The owner of Big Apple Pizza & Pasta Restaurant in Fort Pierce, Fla., said that both Democrats and Republicans are welcome in his store. But he also said he thinks Mitt Romney's running mate Rep. Paul Ryan... whose sculpted abs are thanks to intense P90X training sessions... would lose to the president in a workout battle.

How can anyone take this so seriously? I mean, if you're going to boycott Van Duzer's shop, do so for the right reasons. Do so because he makes pizza with spinach and pineapple toppings.

Which is so wrong... So wrong....

Warph · September 11, 2012, 02:27:12 PM

Picture worth a thousand words:

Warph · September 11, 2012, 03:16:36 PM

http://edition.cnn.com/2012/09/10/health/new-york-wtc-cancer/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

There are now fifty-eight different forms of cancer that the federal government recognizes as directly attributable to toxins in the September 11 ruins, and for which it will fund treatment.

The addition finalizes a recommendation from Dr. John Howard, administrator of the World Trade Center Health Program. Howard proposed in June that the program accept the recommendations of its Science/Technical Advisory Committee and add some cancers to the coverage list — 14 categories in all.

The advisory committee review called for expanded "coverage for certain types of cancer resulting from exposure to toxins released at Ground Zero."

"The publication of this final rule marks an important step in the effort to provide needed treatment and care to 9/11 responders and survivors through the WTC Health Program," Howard said in a statement Monday.

The rule is expected to be published Wednesday in the Federal Register, and will take effect 30 days after its publication, Howard said.

First responders, volunteers, survivors of the attacks and residents near the site who meet specific qualifications will be eligible for coverage, according to the World Trade Center Health Program.

The terrorist attacks may have occurred eleven years ago as a matter of history, but for the victims, the heroes, and their families, I'm sure it's relived on some level every single day.

Warph · September 11, 2012, 03:26:19 PM

Proof at last... many of Obuma's fellow classmates at Columbia University claim they never saw him. Well Slappy sent me proof that he did attend Columbia. Here it is.

Now about those college transcripts that Obuma refuses to release. I'd like to see if his grades support how brilliant he's supposed to be. I'd also like to see what name and country he used when he applied for financial assistance to attend Occidental College. Did he apply as Barry Soetero, a foreign student?

Warph · September 12, 2012, 03:52:12 AM

Well, I got back from my doctor's office this morning. She did a complete workup on me, and after exhaustive tests, I've learned that I have Acute Barackobuma Acoustic Syndrome. The disease is characterized by a autonomic "filtering out" of the spoken word whenever Obuma begins a speech. My doc says this syndrome has become all too common and that she's seeing more and more patients with the same problem. She related that the Center For Disease Control out of Atlanta has issued health alerts, saying that Acute Barackobuma Acoustic Syndrome is a rapidly spreading epidemic as they have identified millions of Americans suffering from the same condition.

The only thing doctors know about the disease at the moment is that, after Obuma's 1,509th public address, promising more government benefits, more regulations, more taxes and fees, more national debt and more justifications for high unemployment and a stagnant economy, Americans in the millions are experiencing an "automatic shutdown" of the auditory nerves in the brain.

Patients report that their hearing seems to be fine until a "news alert" banner appears at the bottom of their TV screen and a still shot of the White House Rose Garden comes into view. Then, just as Obuma steps out those glass doors of the West Wing and steps up to the podium, their auditory systems seemed to activate a "mute" button somewhere in the brain.

It is then that the patient must rely solely on his or her sense of sight to take in the address. Patients can clearly see their President, chin held high, with head swivelling to accommodate both left and right teleprompters, but are unable to hear the words anymore. Researchers at John Hopkins University Research Hospital are exploring the possibility that patients suffering from ABAS may be more prone to auditory shutdowns when a message to the brain has been transmitted over a set number of times. They theorize that perhaps hearing the same message over 1,000 times may be triggering some form of defense mechanism meant to preserve one's sanity.

John Hopkins doctors say they are discovering some remarkable symptoms that seem common during the initial onset of the disease; for example many patients find themselves hearing normally until the words "hope" or "change" are uttered. Those two terms seem to result in an auditory shutdown, only to have normal hearing restored when the two words are no longer heard.

The CDC is advising physicians to watch their patients closely for the early warning signs of ABAS. They advise doctors to counsel patients to be watchful for situations that may trigger an ABAS attack. Some examples include seeing a blue banner with the slogan "Forward" may be an early warning. Others include still shots of the White House Rose Garden, a TV "news alert" of an impending State of The Union Address, a figure bounding down the stairs of Air Force One, arms held high and windmilling as the figure double teams down the airplane steps, or any public event where the participants are eagerly awaiting another Presidential Edict, the announcement of another government program or a bestowing of another government benefit.

The Center for Disease Control says they will not be able to issue any more definitive information about Acute Barackobuma Acoustic Syndrome until November, at which time they hope to have more information about this dreaded epidemic. Until then we can only hope that a cure for this disease is found soon.

....Warph

Warph · September 13, 2012, 01:50:57 AM

Whistleblower Mark Klein provided this photo of a secret room in a San Francisco AT&T switching center,
which housed data-mining equipment that enables the government to spy on electronic communications.

Lookout, Elk Co.... the federal government has renewed its commitment to read your e-mail, tap your phone, and follow you into public restrooms though I may be wrong about that last part.

The House on Wednesday reauthorized for five years broad electronic eavesdropping powers that legalized and expanded the George W. Bush administration's warrantless wiretapping program:

"The FISA Amendments Act, which is expiring at year's end, allows the government to electronically eavesdrop on Americans' phone calls and e-mails without a probable-cause warrant so long as one of the parties to the communication is believed outside the United States. The communications may be intercepted "to acquire foreign intelligence information."

The government has also interpreted the law to mean that as long as the real target is al-Qaida, the government can wiretap purely domestic e-mails and phone calls without getting a warrant from a judge. That's according to David Kris, a former top anti-terrorism attorney at the Justice Department."

Rest of story at: http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2012/09/house-approves-spy-bill/

I don't see what the ACLU is getting its frilly little lace panties in a bunch about. As long as you're not communicating with a dues-paying, newsletter-reading, book-club-attending, bowling-team-playing member of al-Qaeda, you've got nothing to worry about except some terrible error in judgment on the part of a government functionary.

Now I know I will probably alienate some of you, but I must say this: I for one don't think this legislation goes far enough. Sure, it makes everyone a suspect... and what's wrong with that? If the government waits for "evidence" before it begins spying on you, who knows what nefarious schemes you'll have time to put into motion? How do you think we wound up with Windows Vista and Mob Wives?

Remember Steven Spielberg film Minority Report, "pre-crime" ... it enabled law enforcement to arrest you before you killed your spouse or kidnapped a Retro Fitness franchise owner. Of course, they needed three "precogs" to look into the future, but that was just nuts. These Hollywood folk never know where to draw the crazy line.

I say, instead of community service, everyone should have to do at least five years in a maximum-security facility deep underground, like mole people. Through the use of a proprietary algorithm I just invented in my mind, the effect of your incarceration on domestic terrorism will be calculated, and your release or execution will follow depending on the results. Ideally, everyone should be locked up at the same time, virtually guaranteeing that our nation will remain free of terrorist assault. But I realize that it may prove impractical, what with no one left to shoot rattlesnakes that slither into my yard.

I have reached out to Homeland Security, the CIA, the FBI, NSA, State and FOX NEWS with the details of my plan, and have yet to hear from them, although there's this funny "click" every time I pick up our house phone.

....Warph

Warph · September 13, 2012, 02:38:33 PM

Hey Obama, (you Idiot) Mitt Romney Is Not the Enemy...
....Al Qaeda is. Please inform your Ministry of Truth.
By Ben Stein's Diary on 9.13.12

So, let me get this straight:

It is September 11, 2012. An Al Qaeda sponsored mob is marching, running, screaming towards the U.S. Embassy in Cairo. Supposedly they are angry about an e-mail cartoon about the Islamic figure, Mohammed. It is known right away that the organizers of the march are the same entity that did the mass murder of Americans on 9.11.01.

The Embassy issues an apology for an American using his free speech rights about a matter of deep concern. They attempt to appease the mob. It doesn't work. The mobs acts violently and disrespectfully towards the U.S. Embassy. They are al Qaeda. This is what they do.

No comment or almost none from Mr. Obama.

Then an al Qaeda mob attacks the U.S. Mission in Benghazi, Libya, burns it, kills the U.S. Ambassador and three other heroic American diplomats. Again, in a classic al Qaeda move, it is all timed perfectly to infuriate the USA. It isn't spontaneous. It was 9/11, for Pete's sake.

No comment from Mr. Obama except terse condolences.

Then along comes Governor Romney, who rightly says, "Hey, why are we appeasing an al Qaeda mob? Why aren't we calling these guys the vicious killers that they are? Why are we back in this apology to bad guys mode?"

Then, and only then, the Obama White House goes into hyper drive. It turns out that the real problem is not al Qaeda. No, and it's not Mr. Obama's appeasement. No, the real threat to America is (wait for it), Mitt Romney.

Yes!!!

According to White House uber-pal, MSNBC's In-House Lesbian Rachel Maddow, "Romney is working with the terrorists against the U.S. government by calling for criticism of the al Qaeda!"

Yes, Romney is the enemy for pointing out that Obama is ass kissing the terrorists!

This is terrifying. The media line up to get their marching orders from the Obama Ministry of Truth and suddenly it's Gospel: the problem is not al Qaeda. It is Romney. With a "more in sorrow than in anger..." look and tone, Mr. Obama pities Romney's naïveté.

This is disgusting. It is nauseating. This is what happens when you have a one-party media. The lie becomes the truth. George Orwell saw it coming. In 1984, his MiniTrue had up its mission.

"Who controls the present, controls the past.
Who controls the past controls the future."

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Innocence of Muslims - Muhammad Movie - FULL HD

Al Qaeda in Yemen urges Muslims to kill U.S. diplomats over film

http://www.infowars.com/al-qaeda-in-yemen-urges-muslims-to-kill-u-s-diplomats-over-film/

news.yahoo.com
September 15, 2012

The Yemen-based branch of al Qaeda urged Muslims to step up protests and kill more U.S. diplomats in Muslim countries after a U.S.-made film mocking the Prophet Mohammad which it said was another chapter in the "crusader wars" against Islam.

"Whoever comes across America's ambassadors or emissaries should follow the example of Omar al-Mukhtar's descendants (Libyans), who killed the American ambassador," the group said, referring to Tuesday's attack on the U.S. consulate in the Libyan city of Benghazi.

"Let the step of kicking out the embassies be a step towards liberating Muslim countries from the American hegemony," a statement posted on an Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP) website on Saturday said.

Read more: http://news.yahoo.com/al-qaeda-yemen-urges-muslims-kill-u-diplomats-070834271.html?_esi=1