This and That...

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I am convinced that this year, Christmas will fall on November 6th when Santa Claus, recognizing who's been naughty and who's been nice, will do the right thing and fill our Christmas stocking with Mitt Romney and a Republican Senate.

The part I don't get is why politicians who have been voted out of office in early November are then allowed to hang around until the third week of January, creating all sorts of mischief.  What takes them so long to pack up and clear out?  If you're fired from a job in the real world, you're expected to leave the premises and not let the door hit you in the ass.  That being the case, why is a politician allowed 75 days to clean out his desk and hand over the keys?  I mean, if we really wanted the stiff to keep voting, we wouldn't have elected the other guy.

Speaking of other guys, back in 2006, someone who seemed to have his head screwed on right said, "The fact that we are here today to debate raising America's debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government cannot pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government's reckless fiscal policies. Increasing America's debt weakens us domestically and internationally. Leadership means 'the buck stops here.' Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren. America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership. Americans deserve better."

Who would have ever guessed that Senator Obuma would ever wind up being a speechwriter for Mitt Romney?

When it comes to currency manipulation, I have tried to figure out why it's so terrible when China does it, but not equally despicable when Ben Bernanke and the Federal Reserve engage in it in order to help finance Obuma's profligate ways.

Left-wingers are always nattering on about separation of church and state, pretending that they're quoting verbatim from the Constitution, but they're never the least bit concerned about the actual gulf that exists between socialist policies and the Constitution.

Liberals are like those little toys that, once wound up by the media, their professors or political hacks like Harry Ried, Dick Durbin and Al Franken, will shuffle off until they bump up against a wall of reality and logic.  Because they can't get through the obstruction and because they refuse to learn from the experience, they just keep butting their tiny heads against the wall until they wind down and topple over.

It is for that reason that even after four years of the worst administration in America's history, they continue to rally around an arrogant, incompetent, flop like Obuma.  Who else but Obuma would go on "The View" and actually refer to himself as "eye candy?"   Who else but Obuma would kill an annoying fly during a TV interview and boast, "That was pretty impressive, wasn't it? I got the sucker."  

On the other hand, all things considered, bringing down the pesky insect was a lot more impressive than hogging all the glory after the Navy Seals risked their lives taking out Osama bin Laden.  

I, along with most normal people, thought it was pretty creepy when Chris Matthews confessed, after listening to an Obuma speech, that he had felt a thrill running up his leg.  Nov. 6th, that thrill running up Matthews leg will be running down both legs and the color will be brown.

Not to be outdone, left-wing columnist David Brooks once reminisced, "I remember distinctly sitting on Obuma's couch, looking at his pant leg and its perfect crease, and thinking he's going to be president and, moreover, he'll be a very good president."
I wonder what it could possibly be about Barack Obuma that leads left-wing pundits to channel their inner Barney Frank.

Finally, as much as I enjoyed the old-fashioned walloping that Romney gave Obuma during the Denver debate, I got a lot more laughs out of guys like David Axelrod and Al Gore trying to explain it all away as if it had merely been a bad dream.  The biggest kick of all was hearing Gore insist that the reason Obuma appeared to be in a coma was because he had arrived in the Mile High City mere hours before the event.

Apparently, Gore was under the impression that Obama had walked the entire way.

I suppose at the very least we should all be grateful that for the first time ever, the big clown refrained from blaming a natural disaster on global warming.

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A Secret Service agent was found passed out drunk while doing advance work in Miami for the president's trip. It's too much security. You do not have to drink a beer from every keg in the city just to make sure that the one the president gets is not poisoned.

Lance Armstrong was cited in a thousand page report by the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency Friday. The report said Lance masked the most sophisticated doping program in the history of sports. Bud Selig was gracious when he was informed the record is no longer his.

The U.S. Anti-Doping Agency released tons of evidence to show Lance Armstrong used steroids. They got Steven Spielberg to admit he didn't use special effects in E.T., he used a double. That was Lance Armstrong riding his bicycle across the sky at the age of forty.

         

Space Shuttle Endeavor was towed from the Los Angeles airport to the California Science Museum. It survived one hundred and thirty million miles in outer space. However, after just fifteen minutes in Los Angeles, someone opened a car door and put a dent in the side panel.

Skydiver Felix Baumgartner waved to Internet viewers Sunday before leaping out of a rocket plane in the stratosphere. The world watched in awe. He free-fell to earth from over one hundred thousand feet, setting a new world record previously held by Facebook stock.

         

President Obama crammed for Tuesday night's debate at a vacation resort in Virginia in preparation for his battle with Mitt Romney. They clearly don't like each other. The president really got testy when Mitt Romney claimed that a YouTube video killed Big Bird.

         

Mitt Romney met Billy Graham in North Carolina and asked Rev. Graham to pray for him. He needs it. Earlier that day the White House took away Mitt Romney's Secret Service detail and replaced them with embassy security from the State Department.

         

Argo starring Ben Affleck is a true story of a U.S. spy posing as a movie producer in Iran during the revolution. He rescued six U.S. hostages. It's such a crowd pleaser that President Obama just blamed the next three U.S. embassy attacks on the movie.

         

Saudi Arabia condemned last month's terrorist attack on the U.S. Embassy in Libya after it was confirmed by the State Department to Congress Wednesday. It's appreciated. As we all know, Saudi Arabia condemns all acts of terrorism except the ones they sponsor.

         

The Supreme Court agreed to rule on Arizona requiring voters to show a photo ID at polls. They also have a test question. They ask you who won the Battle of the Alamo, and if you say they did, they hand you a ballot and if you say we did, they call Homeland Security.

Democrats planned a Million Big Bird March to support taxpayer funding for Sesame Street and Big Bird. The bird signifies cheer, kindness and brotherhood. About the only nice thing that Democrats won't say about Big Bird is how many poor people he could feed.

         

Congressman Jesse Jackson Jr. was probed for using campaign donations to decorate his house. He was just treated at the Mayo Clinic for bi-polar disorder and was reportedly seen drinking at a bar in Washington D.C. Rod Blagojevich deserves to have some time knocked off his sentence for not appointing him to Barack Obama's Senate seat.

The Wall Street Journal reports that more and more Americans are moving overseas to look for career and business opportunity. Thousands are fleeing abroad. Now people in other countries will know what it's like to lose their American jobs to a foreigner.

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Barney Frank Retires for Dream Job at TSA

Barney Frank in action at TSA:

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Liberal activist describes her "get out the vote" initiative.

                     

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Top 10 Future Fighter Aircraft - 2020

The World's Only INVISIBLE airplane

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                This Is Mind Blowing!

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Mitt Romney Jokes and One Liners at Al Smith
dinner with President Barack Obama

       

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If I Were Moderator of Tonight's Debate - My Questions:


President Obama:

1. What did five say to six? (Assumes familiarity with numbers in sequence.)

2. If you could be anything other than a really bad president, what would you suck at?

3. Why is the Near East closer to the Far East than the Middle East is, which should be in the middle?

4. If you were a Muslim, how many wives would you embarrass?

5. What is the optimal number of dead Americans?

6. If you apologized for repeatedly apologizing, would that make you really sorry?

7. Who can bench press more, Paul Ryan or Vice President Biden's ego?



Governor Romney:

1. If you spin around real fast, how many positions can you hold simultaneously?

2. Would you abort Obamacare or put portions up for adoption?

3. How many women does a binder hold? And are your binders made in China? Will your Cabinet consist of formerly bound women?

4. If you were a Mormon, how many wives would you embarrass?

5. If elected, do you promise to eventually think up a budget plan?

6. If you lose the popular vote but win the electoral, will you reconsider your college-loan stance? Assuming you have one?

7. As governor of Massachusetts, you stated flatly that you would close plants that did not meet environmental standards, even if it meant losing jobs, and that taxes should be used to promote energy conservation. If you could go back in time and had only one bullet, who would you shoot: Hitler or your former self?

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The following guide will translate commonly
used terms by democrats and the rest of the
left wing media into real life meanings that
we can all understand:


Democrat Term <> Real Life Meaning

Arsenal of Weapons <> Gun Collection

Delicate Wetlands <> Swamp

Undocumented Worker <> Illegal Alien

Cruelty-Free Materials <> Synthetic Fiber

Assault and Battery <> Attitude Adjustment

Heavily Armed <> Well-protected

Narrow-minded <> Righteous

Taxes or Your Fair Share <> Coerced Theft

Commonsense Gun Control <> Gun Confiscation Plot

Illegal Hazardous Explosives <> Fireworks or Stump Removal

Non-viable Tissue Mass <> Live Unborn Baby

Equal Access to Opportunity <> Socialism

Multicultural Community <> High Crime Area

Fairness or Social Progress <> Marxism

Upper Class or "The Rich" <> Self-Employed

Progressive, Change <> Communism

Homeless or Disadvantaged <> Bums or Welfare & Leeches

Sniper Rifle <> Deer Rifle with scope

Investment For the Future <> Higher Taxes

Healthcare Reform <> Socialized Medicine

Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater <> Conservative

Truancy <> Homeschooled

Victim or Oppressed <> Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing

High Capacity Magazine <> Standard Capacity Magazine

Religious Zealot <> Attends Church

Fair Trade Coffee <> Overpriced Yuppie Coffee

Exploiters or "The Rich" <> Employed or Land Owner

The Gun Lobby <> NRA Members

Assault Weapon <> Semi-Automatic handgun

Fiscal Stimulus <> New and Higher Taxes

Same Sex Marriage <> Legalized Perversion

Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting <> Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs

Accepted Fact <> Leftist Media Lie

Middle Class <> Victims of Socialism

Tax Cuts for the Rich <> Real Economic Stimulus[/b]

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Karl Rove on Obama's performance:

Rove: A couple points we had sort of Louis XIV moments by President Obama.

Obama: "I said when I would take the shot, I'd take the shot."

Rove: Well, wait a minute Mr. President, you didn't take the shot, the SEALs took the shot at Osama Bin Laden. And, then at another point he said, "The nation, Me..." and then proceeded to describe what the nation wanted to do. And, I thought it was a little unusual because again it came across as just a little pompous at times –
Louis XIV masquerading as president[/font][/size][/b].

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Anonymous Releases Video – Promises
Bomb Attack in US on November 5th

Posted by Jim Hoft on Tuesday, October 23, 2012, 3:30 PM

Here's the transcript:

Dear citizens of the world,
We are anonymous. As of today 200 kilograms of composite Nitroglycerin and commercial explosives have effectively been concealed in a government building, situated in the united states of America. on the 5th of November 2012 the device will detonate remotely via the transmission control protocol, leaving behind severe consiquences. We would like to advise that the contraption is built inside a tamper proof apparatus sensitive to physical intrusions or attempted disarmament, thus resulting in the desired effect, if the military grade device is found before the 5th of November. there is no intention, risks or circumstances what so ever to cause harm to innocent people, but we can not, say the same for the people who are the real terrorists, oppressors and war creators.
we are anonymous
we are legion
we do not forget
we do not forgive
on the 5th of November, you will expect us.

Let's hope the FBI nails these goofballs for their terror threats.  You don't think it's the WH that is doing this, do you?


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Response to @FawkesSecurity Threat:

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This message is to the media:

Earlier tonight, the Twitter account @FawkesSecurity posted a link to a pastebin and a YouTube video that stated the following:

"As of today 200 kilograms of composite Nitroglycerin and commercial explosives have effectively been concealed in a government building"

Let us be perfectly clear: Anonymous is not a terrorist organization. Anonymous does not use bombs. Anonymous does not condone violence in any way. Anonymous supports justice and universal equal rights. We support peaceful protest.

At this time, we are not sure whether or not @FawkesSecurity is trying to troll, or if he's trying to discredit the name of Anonymous in the eyes of the world. Maybe @FawkesSecurity's twitter and YouTube account was hacked. Perhaps this is the FBI's way of trying to label Anonymous as terrorists so they can begin using the NDAA against us.

Either way, f__k whoever posted that threat.

We are Anonymous
We are legion
We do not forget
We do not forgive
Expect us

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