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Quote from: jarhead on August 12, 2013, 09:22:47 AM
Posted by Warph"
Angel priest appears at site of car wreck

Warph,
This story really got my attention. I asked one of my sisters take on it and here is what she said--------

Psalms 34:7 "The angel of the LORD encampeth round about them that love Him, and will deliver them."

Psalms 91:11-12 "For He shall give His angels charge over thee, to keep thee in all thy ways. They shall bear thee up in their hands,
lest thou dash thy foot against a stone."



Jar... Good answers.  Read:
http://www.cascity.com/howard/forum/index.php/topic,14296.msg211879.html#msg211879
"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

Warph

Nigeria: Boko Haram Jihadists Gun Down 44 Praying Inside Mosque


(Or as Obuma calls them, "enemies of Islam.")


MAIDUGURI, Nigeria (AP) — Suspected Islamic militants gunned down 44 people praying at a mosque in northeast Nigeria, two security agents said Monday, the latest in a slew of violence blamed on religious extremists in this country.

The slayings occurred Sunday morning at a mosque in Konduga town, some 35 kilometers (22 miles) outside Maiduguri, the capital of Nigeria's Borno state.

A state security service agent and a member of a civilian vigilante group working with the military said Monday they counted the bodies at the mosque after the attack. Usman Musa of the civilian group says four of its vigilantes were also killed when they responded to calls for help.

Along the way from Maiduguri to Konduga, the civilian activists encountered "fierce resistance from heavily armed terrorists," Musa said.

The state security agent spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to talk to reporters.

Nigeria has been besieged by an Islamic uprising led by the Boko Haram militant group, which has gone after a range of targets including Christians outside churches, teachers and schoolchildren and moderate Muslim clerics who have spoken out against extremism.

"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

Warph

Groan... Schumucker Wants Countries To Wave Gay Rainbow
Flag Instead of Their Own During Opening Ceremony
For Olympic Games


(Good grief, he's serious... is he Queer?  Schumucker, you Queer?)


Via The Hill:
Sen. Charles Schumer (D-N.Y.) on Monday said he opposed boycotting the Sochi Olympic Games despite new Russian anti-gay laws, instead urging nations to wave the rainbow flag during the Opening Ceremonies to show support for gay rights.

"That'd be pretty embarrassing for [Russian President Vladimir] Putin," Schumer said on MSNBC's "Morning Joe." "Let our athletes participate but still make a stand."

In June, Putin signed a law banning gay "propaganda" and imposing fines on those holding gay pride rallies. The law has generated an international backlash ahead of the 2014 Winter Games in Sochi, Russia.

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) has called on the U.S. to boycott the Games altogether in response to Russia's failure to return Edward Snowden, the ex-CIA employee who leaked details of top-secret National Security Agency surveillance programs.

"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

Warph

Awesome: Ted Cruz Mocks Biden, "You Just Say His Name And People Laugh"


Via Washington Examiner:

Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, shared some jokes at Vice President Joe Biden's expense on Saturday as he spoke at the Family Leadership Summit in Iowa.

"Vice President Joe Biden," Cruz began, pausing for a moment as the crowd laughed.

"You know the nice thing is that you don't even need a punchline," he added as the crowd roared with laughter.

(True... so true.
"In a speech in Washington, D.C., Delaware Senator Joe Biden said although he wants to be president, he'd rather be at home making love to his wife.  Which is ironic, because Bill Clinton said the same thing.  He said he'd rather be home making love to Joe Biden's wife too.")


(The White House has asked Weatherproof Garment Co. to remove a billboard in Times Square that depicts President Obama wearing one of the company's jackets. In related news, the Vice President's office is seeking the removal of a billboard in DC that depicts Joe Biden wearing Depends.)

("Joe Biden said Sarah Palin has a lot of style and charisma, but no substance. He made the remark after looking at his notes from eight months ago and writing the name 'Sarah Palin' over 'Barack Obama.'")


"You just say his name and people laugh," Cruz noted, reminding the crowd of Biden's advice about firing a shotgun in the air if a person's house was under attack.

"Which is very very good advice," Cruz added. "If it so happens you are being attacked by a flock of geese."

"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

Warph

"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

Warph

#1375
Dirty Harry: Tea Partiers "Modern-Day Anarchists" Trying To
Destroy Government From Within


(World's biggest jackass... and you're probably right, Hair-ball.  
We would love to move your ASS out of government)


Via Red Alert:

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) is worried that Republicans might be secretly basing their discontent with the President on his race instead of his failed policies.

Reid spoke with KNPR radio on Friday, expressing his disdain over the gridlock in Washington — which he blamed on Republicans, of course.

The Senate Majority Leader also called the Tea Party "modern-day anarchists," echoing remarks he made on the Senate floor back in April. But he stressed the Tea Party doesn't resort to violence like the anarchists of World War I, choosing instead to thwart government from within.

"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

Warph

Feds Renting Hotel Rooms For Flood of Illegals Swamping Border Claiming Asylum Because of Mexican Drug Cartels


(Someone is obviously orchestrating this...
hundreds of people are all using the same phrase to claim asylum...
but who?)


Via Fox News:

A sudden influx of illegal immigrants from Mexico requesting asylum is overwhelming immigration agents in San Diego, forcing agencies to rent hotel rooms for some undocumented families and release others to cities around the U.S.

Documents obtained exclusively by Fox News show Immigration and Customs Enforcement has been paying for hotel rooms for dozens of recently arrived families to relieve overcrowding inside the San Ysidro and Otay Mesa, Calif., processing centers. Some ICE employees are working overtime and others have been asked to volunteer to work weekend shifts. "Duties include intake, placements, transports and release of family groups and unaccompanied minors," according to a memo obtained by Fox News.

The surge has raised suspicions about what is driving the influx, amid claims that illegal immigrants have learned they can attempt to get asylum by using a few key words — namely, by claiming they have a "credible fear" of drug cartels.

"This clearly has to have been orchestrated by somebody," said former U.S. Attorney for Southern California Peter Nunez. "It's beyond belief that dozens or hundreds or thousands of people would simultaneously decide that they should go to the U.S. and make this claim."

Sources say one day last week, 200 border-crossers came through the Otay Mesa Port of Entry claiming asylum while and as many as 550 overflowed inside the processing center there and in nearby San Ysidro.

"People were sleeping on floors – they had nowhere to put them," said one source, a long-time border agent and supervisor. "This shouldn't be happening. Unless there is an immediate and well-publicized policy change, this situation will become another debacle."

At a hotel near San Diego — which Fox News agreed not to identify for security reasons — ICE vans arrived several times over the weekend with immigrant families. They were escorted to the second floor by two armed, uniformed agents. Two border agents secured the entrance and side door.

Documents obtained by Fox News show that recently on a single day, dozens of illegal immigrants were being transferred to an area hotel where rooms cost $99 a night. Others were released to addresses in Texas, Florida and even Brooklyn, N.Y.


Update to this story.



[...]


Obama Regime Allowing Illegal Immigrants To Enter The U.S. If They Use Special "Key Words And Phrases"


(Shockingly, the phrase isn't "I'll vote Democrat.")


SAN DIEGO - A loophole is allowing hundreds of immigrants across the Mexico border in to the United States.

Immigrants are being taught to use "key words and phrases" to be allowed to enter and stay in the country.

Just this past Monday, Border Patrol agents say about 200 people came through the Otay Crossing claiming a quote: "credible fear" of the drug cartels.

So many were doing this that they had to close down the processing center and move the overflow by vans to another station.

"They are being told if they come across the border, when they come up to the border and they say certain words, they  will be allowed into the country," said a person who did not want to be identified on camera.  "We are being overwhelmed."

Pete Nunez, former U.S. Attorney and immigration expert says, "This will swamp the system."

"To make our system even more ridiculous than it has been in the  past," he adds.  "There are no detention facilities for families, so the family would have to be split up. We don't want to split families up, so we end up releasing people out into the community on bond, on bail."

Nunez says, "It's a huge loophole."

Immigrants are telling the Port Enforcement Team — or P.E.T. — that the cartels are ripping apart their state.

"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

Warph

"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

Warph

National Crisis Averted:
Rodeo Clown Who Wore Obama Mask Banned For Life By Missouri State Fair


"Where's that POS Clown called Obuma??  I want his ASS!"

"Gotcha... you SOB.  Take that, Obuma!!!"


(What a crock of crap...I think now is the time for a national conversation on racist rodeo clowns... Maybe we can talk Obuma into the "Running of the Bulls" in Atl.,Georgia, Oct. 19th... what a birthday gift that would be for me.  Maybe we could get Al "GORE" too...
http://www.thegreatbullrun.com/events/atlanta-2013/

http://georgiasports.blogspot.com/2012/07/running-of-bulls.html)


SEDALIA, Mo. (KSDK) - The rodeo clown who donned an Obama mask during a show at the Missouri State Fair over the weekend has been permanently banned from performer there ever again.

In a statement released to the media Monday afternoon, the commission apologized again for the rodeo clown's actions and said they were inappropriate and not keeping with the fair's standards.

The commission unanimously voted to ratify a decision by Missouri State Fair Director Mark Wolfe to ban the rodeo clown who wore the mask.  The clown was not identified.

Albert S. Watkins, attorney for Mark Ficken, the rodeo announcer at the Missouri State Fair, said the clown went off script and was the one who made the controversial comments about the president.

A witness who provided NewsChannel 5 with video and pictures of the clown claimed the announcer "whipped the audience into a lather" by repeatedly asking attendees if they wanted to see "Obama run down by a bull."

"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

Warph

Woman Oprah Accused of Being a Racist For Not Recognizing Her Says She's Lying About Encounter

(Oprah would never lie!... would she??)



"Hmmmmm..... O-P-R-A-H... OPRAH.. I Like"


Via Daily Mail:
The sales assistant who refused to show U.S. talkshow billionaire Oprah Winfrey a luxury handbag costing nearly £25,000 claims the superstar lied about what happened in the luxury Swiss boutique where she works.

Speaking anonymously to Sunday newspaper SonntagsBlick, the Italian bag lady said she felt 'powerless' and in the grip of a 'cyclone' after Winfrey went on TV in America to claim she had been the victim of racism.

Winfrey was in Switzerland in July when she walked into the Trois Pommes boutique in Zurich looking for a handbag to match the outfit she was going to wear to old friend Tina Turner's wedding.

She claims the sales assistant refused to show her the black crocodile leather bag because – seeing a black woman – she automatically assumed she would not be able to afford it.

Now the saleslady has hit back, stating: 'I wasn't sure what I should present to her when she came in on the afternoon of Saturday July 20 so I showed her some bags from the Jennifer Aniston collection.

'I explained to her the bags came in different sizes and materials, like I always do.

'She looked at a frame behind me. Far above there was the 35,000 Swiss franc crocodile leather bag.

'I simply told her that it was like the one I held in my hand, only much more expensive, and that I could show her similar bags.

'It is absolutely not true that I declined to show her the bag on racist grounds. I even asked her if she wanted to look at the bag.

"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

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