Riddle Me This...

Started by Warph, August 20, 2012, 08:24:10 PM

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Warph

August 20, 2012, 08:24:10 PM
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a
valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same
speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size
as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter
flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also
traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out
of this highly dangerous situation?
"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

readyaimduck

#1
August 20, 2012, 08:26:56 PM
Stop.
ready

readyaimduck

#2
August 20, 2012, 08:27:49 PM
and then pee your heart out!    :P

readyaimduck

#3
August 20, 2012, 08:29:16 PM
And who owns the pig, that can't take care of 1 critter smaller than a dog????????????   sheeeeeeesh!
Damn pig farmers!

ready

Wilma

#4
August 20, 2012, 08:39:35 PM
You could try waking up.  That should get you out of it.

Warph

#5
August 20, 2012, 09:54:16 PM


Nope.... but close.  Keep trying.
"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

Janet Harrington

#6
August 21, 2012, 02:32:50 PM
Tell the Wal-Mart greeter to unplug the merry-go-round. :angel:

Diane Amberg

#7
August 21, 2012, 02:37:02 PM
Janet, you are correct. I got it too! ;)

Warph

#8
August 22, 2012, 02:33:35 AM Last Edit: August 22, 2012, 02:38:46 AM by Warph
Way to go, girls... correctomondo.  Here's another:

  "When set loose, I fly away. Never so cursed, as when I go astray. What am I?" 
"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

Diane Amberg

#9
August 22, 2012, 09:07:13 AM
OK, did I miss it? By the way, is that merry go round going clockwise or counterclockwise? ;)
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