Last night....

[Warph]

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.  The mime next door went nuts.

I sat around most of the night trying to figure out WHY there's an expiration date on sour cream and how did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?  ...or if one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? ...or how did a fool and his money get together in the first place?  ...and what was the best thing before sliced bread?  Anyone know the answer to that one?

Will someone tell me how it's possible to get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner?  I mean
that's like if 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?  How can there be self-help "groups?"  Maybe I should check one out.

'night.