THE NEW LOGO OF THE OBAMA SECRET SERVICE

[Patriot]

The satire is obvious and the link is to the site they used to procure their escorts. So it is related to the story and Ross's post. Patriot you to are invited to be civil. Are you up to the task? I hope so. Join Ross and I in turning over a new leaf to be civil. Doesn't mean we have to agree on anything other than being civil.

D. Soebs

You're definition of civility is unclear.  Can you clarify how either Jarhead or I've been uncivil in this discussion?

[jarhead]

Saying I'm feigning stupidity is not very civil in my books, but that's OK and I still don't see "the  correlation" between the two posts but that's OK too. Let's just leave it that folks from out west  see things different maybe.

[srkruzich]

I'm sure his mother is very proud to know that her offspring is frequenting porn sites.

[Warph]

One-term President Barack Hussein Obuma has a heart-attack and dies after he hears that Michelle has left him and has run off with a white Secret Service Agent to Colombia.  He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil.  "You have been on my list for many years now, but I have no room for you.  You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.   I've got a three people here who weren't quite as bad as you.  I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.  I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

Obuma thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room.  In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water.  Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed.  Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing.  Such was his fate in hell.

"No," Obuma said. "I don't think so.  I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the door of the next room.  In it was Al Gore with a sledge- hammer and a room full of rocks.  All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder.  I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Obuma.

The devil opened a third door.  Through it, Obuma saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose.  Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

Obuma looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said..........."OK, Monica, you're free to go."