If my body were a car~~~~~~~~~

[Teresa]

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.

I've got bump and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was, I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maxium speed.

My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

BUT, here's the worst of it---------

Almost everytime I sneeze, cough or sputter..........
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

[genealogynut]

Both of us got the biggest laugh out of that!   But have we got news for you, dearie......... from now on.......it's down-n-n-hi-i-i-l-l-l.......all the way!   There will be days when you'll think------what doesn't hurt.....won't work!

P.S. Enjoy things while you have them......tomorrow they might be taken away.   But cheer up.....look at the bright side.......you've still got your "faculties" haven't you?