Which side of the fence?

[frawin]

Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a nonbeliever, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat nonbeliever wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. .
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

[Teresa]

[sodbuster]

Hey, I am a republican. According to the full scale of political beliefs in the world that makes me a centrist. (in the US I would be considered a conservative.) According to Redcliffsw that makes me a liberal. Thanks Frank for giving me a good laugh. I have to forward this to my friend from Calgary. He will have a good laugh too.

David Neil 

[srkruzich]

i'm libertarian and no centrist about me.   

[Diane Amberg]

According to that then I'm a Republican.  I'm a live and let live kind of person more than anything, and I've never been supported by anyone other than my family or myself and have never asked for anything I didn't earn.

[sixdogsmom]

Nope, I'm a Democrat and this is not what I am about! Sorry! 

[redcliffsw]

If you're not a Jeff Davis Democrat, then I'm sorry for both you and your Republican socialites.

[Catwoman]

Who is Jeff Davis? 

[Sarge]

Who is Jeff Davis? 

Are you serious?

[thatsMRSc2u]

well Frank..............I'll be damned if I'm gonna label myself a republican  but put libertarian on the second ones and we'll talk LOL