The Lazy Song

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The "Lazy Song"
by Barack Hussein Obuma

Today I don't feel like doing anything
Michelle's gone and I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

I'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
Nobody's gon' tell me I can't
'cause I'm the Man

I'll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my Snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man
Oh yeah, 'cause I'm the Man

Oh yes, I said it, I said it
I said it 'cause I can
I said it 'cause I'm the Man

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all, nothing at all

Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X
Find a really nice WH aide,
have some really nice sex
('cause Michelle's gone)
And she's gonna scream out
This is great
(Oh my god, this is great)

Yeah, I might mess around
And get my old college degree scores
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait too

Oh yes, I said it, I said it
I said it 'cause I can
I said it 'cause I'm the Man

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

No, I ain't gonna comb my hair
'Cause I ain't going anywhere
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
nut sack and all
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all
Nothing at all, you freaking Repub clowns
Nothing at all