Economic Stimulus'

[Judy Harder]

 Unfortunately, its about the truth!
 

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment.

This is indeed a very exciting program, and

I'll explain it by using a Q & A format:Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q.. Where will the government get this money ?A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?A. Only a smidgen of it.Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?A. Shut up.Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:*

If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka .*

If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.*

If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China .*

If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala ..*

If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea .*

If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan ..* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

Instead, keep the money in America by:

1) Spending it at yard sales, or
2) Going to ball games, or
3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
4) Beer or
5) Tattoos.(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )

Conclusion:Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day !No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.


 
 

[Diane Amberg]

Woo-Hoo! That's great .We did just buy ourselves a BIG new TV (for our anniversary) for our family room since the old one finally died. Al researched it through CU and friends and finally got a really good deal on one at our local CB Joe's .They met the price from everywhere else. It's a Sony Bravia made in Mexico. It's so big it won't fit in the  tall oak TV cabinet we've had for years, but Al was able to take off the doors and hang it in front of the cabinet opening and it doesn't look too bad. So I still have the drawers and room on top for the speakers and amplifier box. Now the new stimulus money will pay me back for some of it.

[Roma Jean Turner]

A good made in the USA firearm is another good option.

[Hefe de vaca]

    Why ,Judy, you suprise me !    How about if I brew my own beer, and just take a good American gal like you out to a movie and a big Angus steak? Napa valley makes some of the best wine in the world as well.

[Judy Harder]

Hello, you just come on, dear sir. I love a home brew and or a nice cold one on a hot (ok, middle of winter) day.
I also post funny's when I think I won't get shot. LOL Long as they aren't too nasty...............If they are too risque'
I email them to Teresa and yes, she will post them........if in good taste.if not we share emails.......LOL