Weiner's Weener

Started by Warph, June 01, 2011, 11:52:56 PM

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Warph


BEHIND THE WEINERGATE

The real story of Weinergate is the tale of conservative bloggers who kept the story alive until enough Democrats decided that they could use it to take an upstart down. The reason that CNN and so many other major media outlets decided to push the story, instead of continuing to dismiss it, is not because conservative bloggers made them do it, but because of the ambition of some Democrats.

Weiner is more than just another congressman and MSNBC favorite. He's the likely successor to Bloomberg. Or he was until this came along. He already has a war chest of almost 5 million. Which meant the job was his for the asking.

Now I enjoy the fall of a Democratic pol as much as the next guy, but this isn't a victory for Republicans. Lee's scandal helped give the Democrats a district. But does anyone think Weiner will be replaced by a Republican?

It's not impossible. Weiner's 9th district is mostly white working class. McCain picked up 44 percent of the vote there. Which means he might have actually won the white working class vote in that district. Turner put up a decent fight in the last election and picked up 40 percent of the vote against Weiner in a district where elections are usually a formality.

But the state Republican party couldn't care less. And neither could the national party. Without that the odds of NY-9 going red are very low. Which makes this a pointless exercise but for the schadenfreude. It makes it worse than that too.

Weiner was another slimy Democrat. But he's not nearly as bad as the mayoral candidates the Democratic party has put up in previous elections. Throwing Weiner out, would mean that whichever Bronx Borough president runs and gets backed by Al Sharpton will win. That's even ruling out a real nightmare like radical leftist John Liu. And that means he likely death of New York City. It puts the city back on the road to turning into Atlanta or Detroit. The road we hopped off when Dinkins lost to Giuliani. A crime ridden hellhole with no economy so deep in debt that there's no way out.

Weinergate may have a ripple effect that goes well beyond what is happening now. The state of New York City in 2014 may revolve around it.

Predicting all that is tricky. Weiner dropping out may mean that we need to say hello to Mayor Adolfo Carrion, head of Obama's White House Office of Urban Affairs, who's not averse to some kickbacks. It may however means that police commish Kelly runs on the Republican ticket and beats whichever Bronx Borough president decides to take a breather from ruining one borough to ruining the whole city. Or it may just mean saying hello to Mayor Scott Stringer or Mayor Christine Quinn, the city's first lesbian mayor.

None of the possibilities including Weiner are appetizing. But then we've had a three term mayor that everyone despises, just because he's somewhat competent. Because the alternative is the Sharpton candidate.

So the future mayor of New York City will either be a man with all the impulse control of Bill Clinton, a lesbian or the president of the city's own version of Detroit.

Don't you wish you were a New Yorker?



GOOD NEWS FOR WEINER

At least no one thinks he's gay anymore.

...Dan Greenfield

"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

kshillbillys

Amazing!! Weiner's weener was HIS! He finally admitted it after being so outraged! But he's NOT resigning! I hope everyone votes his dumb ass out come re-election time!
ROBERT AND JENNIFER WALKER

YOU CALL US HILLBILLYS LIKE THAT'S A BAD THING! WE ARE SO FLATTERED!

THAT'S MS. HILLBILLY TO YOU!

kshillbillys

Ewwww and there was a shirtless one sent to another woman! YUCK!
ROBERT AND JENNIFER WALKER

YOU CALL US HILLBILLYS LIKE THAT'S A BAD THING! WE ARE SO FLATTERED!

THAT'S MS. HILLBILLY TO YOU!

Warph



LOL... yep, those photo's just keep counting up.  Maybe this will give Huma Abedin-Weiner, his wife of almost one year, a chance to drop this marriage and get back to her one and only, Hillary Clinton.  ;)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110606/ap_on_re_us/us_congressman_twitter_photo
"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

jarhead

Holy crap---so that means the weener is out in the open ?? Grab the kids and run to the hills !!

Ross

Rep. Anthony Weiner Scandal: House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi Calls for Ethics Investigation [5:45 p.m. ET]

For more on this and other breaking news go to ABCNews.com: http://abcnews.go.com?nwltr=bn

readyaimduck

I think his wife needs to take him to 'small' claims court!!  ;D

kshillbillys

Ok, YUCK...Now there's an actual underwear-less photo going around the web of Weiner's actual weener...NASTY! He needs to resign!
ROBERT AND JENNIFER WALKER

YOU CALL US HILLBILLYS LIKE THAT'S A BAD THING! WE ARE SO FLATTERED!

THAT'S MS. HILLBILLY TO YOU!

Warph

#18

"I am deeply regretting what I have done, and I am not resigning. I am deeply sorry for the pain this has caused Huma, my wife, and my family." --Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY)

Hmmmmmm... Looks like the weener is "sticking it out!"


"The House of Representatives voted not to raise the debt ceiling. But as the debt ceiling subsides -- or, at any rate, stays put -- we see the dreary steeple of Anthony Weiner emerging from his Twitpic crotch shot. ... Confronted by his Twitpic, one is tempted to channel Mae West: Is that a debt-ceiling increase in your Fruit of the Looms or are you just pleased to see me? Alas for America, it's both." --columnist Mark Steyn
"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

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