PUNS for a bit of humor...............

Started by patyrn, April 05, 2011, 07:58:28 AM

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Warph

"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

patyrn

If you take a laptop computer for a run, you could jog your memory.......................

Diane Amberg

Or if you take it jogging in Scotland you can go heather and yon.

patyrn

#53
A boiled egg is hard to beat.......................

Catwoman


readyaimduck

Rome went bankrupt with their arena games:  The lions ate up all the Prophets.


patyrn

Police were called to a day care center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.....................

patyrn

The fellow who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered..........................

Diane Amberg

Stop, stop, I may hurt myself laughing! ;D ;D ;D

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