PUNS for a bit of humor...............

Diane Amberg · April 19, 2011, 09:03:14 AM

I had a very shocking experience. I was struck by lightning.

patyrn · April 20, 2011, 01:13:11 PM

The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.........................

patyrn · April 21, 2011, 07:42:58 AM

If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.....................

Diane Amberg · April 21, 2011, 09:18:42 AM

When the king lost his horse the ruler was afoot.

Diane Amberg · April 22, 2011, 01:50:21 PM

Don't trust what that harp says, it's always been a lyre.

patyrn · April 23, 2011, 05:56:36 AM

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too...............................

patyrn · April 24, 2011, 05:04:50 PM

When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate..............................

patyrn · April 25, 2011, 07:38:36 AM

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.....................

Diane Amberg · April 25, 2011, 10:48:46 AM

The big conch shell got sick of rolling in and out in the surf, so he went to the bar and tide one on.

patyrn · April 26, 2011, 06:59:13 AM

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A....................................