PUNS for a bit of humor...............

Started by patyrn, April 05, 2011, 07:58:28 AM

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patyrn

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.  The police are looking into it.

Diane Amberg

What do you call a fish with no eyes?  A fsh.... my third graders loved that one.

patyrn


patyrn

Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana.............

Dee Gee

When the plums dry on your tree, it's time to prune.
Learn from the mistakes of others You can't live long enough to make them all yourself

patyrn

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.....................

patyrn

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.  One hat said to the other, "You stay here.  I'll go on a head."............

Diane Amberg

I don't like Teresa....she just rubs me the wrong way. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

patyrn

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I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.  Then it hit me................................

patyrn

The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large............................

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