PUNS for a bit of humor...............

patyrn · April 05, 2011, 07:58:28 AM

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian............................

larryJ · April 05, 2011, 08:41:57 AM

DOUBLE GROANER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Larryj

patyrn · April 06, 2011, 06:19:54 AM

She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still...........................

Diane Amberg · April 06, 2011, 08:30:51 AM

Great ones! I love puns! To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

patyrn · April 07, 2011, 06:54:35 AM

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

patyrn · April 08, 2011, 06:06:32 AM

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

patyrn · April 09, 2011, 06:09:38 PM

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart......................

sixdogsmom · April 09, 2011, 07:37:05 PM

Ha! Ha! Ha! Loved that one Karen. Bring it on ya'll, I'm luvin' it!

Diane Amberg · April 10, 2011, 09:30:14 AM

Bill Furry, my electrician friend, told me he gets his supplies at the outlet store.

patyrn · April 11, 2011, 12:36:23 PM

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie......................