Obama 52 yr old 1/2 brother marries a 19 yr old..

[Varmit]

Don't get me wrong fellas, I understand about puttin' up with the wife's crap!!  But wives are alot like cars, you buy one new and its all nice and shiny with no dents or scratches.  Then after a while it starts acting up, you know, gets hard to start, doesn't run very good, makes strange noises, backfires.  Pretty soon you start looking at the new models and realize its time to trade the old one in   


Jarhead, I think I can summarize what ol' sarge is getting at...its spelled  V-I-A-G-R-A.

[srkruzich]

Don't get me wrong fellas, I understand about puttin' up with the wife's crap!!  But wives are alot like cars, you buy one new and its all nice and shiny with no dents or scratches.  Then after a while it starts acting up, you know, gets hard to start, doesn't run very good, makes strange noises, backfires.  Pretty soon you start looking at the new models and realize its time to trade the old one in   


Jarhead, I think I can summarize what ol' sarge is getting at...its spelled  V-I-A-G-R-A.

Yeah but ya know, none of these new cars can compete with a classic like a 65 GTO, 67-69 Camaro, ect....

[Varmit]

True, there are some cars that retain shape better than others.  But sooner or later you have to start restoring them..replacing parts, body panels, trim...hell, by the time your done you might as well went with the newer model.  Espcially when you start looking at the ones that came out in the last 18 to 25 years!

[srkruzich]

True, there are some cars that retain shape better than others.  But sooner or later you have to start restoring them..replacing parts, body panels, trim...hell, by the time your done you might as well went with the newer model.  Espcially when you start looking at the ones that came out in the last 18 to 25 years!

Shoot just like cars these days they all look alike, i haven't seen too many gals out there that even have t or a to fit in a T/A or the go to the other extreme and have way too much A To fit.

[Sarge]

Hey tarhead,if you would correctly remember that conversation, I said that at 62 YOU would not be able to keep up with a younger wife. Every wife I have had has been younger so my track record is well established!!!!!

[srkruzich]

After thinking about it i can see the wisdom in younger wives for older men.....Someones gotta teach them how to drive a classic muscle car without wrecking it, and at least we get a fast and exciting ride out of the sports models

[jarhead]

Sarge / Flyboy,
That JARhead, not TARhead---and wipe that silly grin off your face or I will PT you until your arse sucks buttermilk. You got that you disgusting maggot (sorry about that--the old Drill Instructor was coming out )
And don't be thinking about jumping on the bandwagon with ol Steve and comparing a young woman / old men to a hot rod muscle car. What good does a 4 on the floor do when YOUR "stick shift" is just that---"4 on the floor" !!!

[kshillbillys]

LMFAO! You all are way too much!!!----Jennifer

[Catwoman]

Shoot...All I am reading, regarding that old man with an overactive libido and a child bride, is a midlife crisis.  Good luck to him trying to keep up with that one...There's not enough Viagra or Cialis in the WORLD to enable someone over half a century old to keep up with someone under 20 years of age! LOL

[jarhead]

Catwoman,
Why don't you just stab us old farts in the heart ?? That's just what you did !!!