This week's "Alpha Jackass" award:

[Teresa]

"Thousands of people were suppressed in the effort to vote. Voting machines were distributed in uneven ways. In Democratic  districts, it took people four, five, eleven hours to vote, while Republicans went through in ten minutes -- same voting machines, same process, our America. ...In a nation that is willing to spend several hundred million dollars in Iraq to bring them democracy we cannot tolerate that, here in America, too many people are denied that democracy." --John Kerry

Memo to John: "You lost Ohio by 119,000 votes. Quit trying to make it sound like it might have just barely been a tad more than the margin by which Bush beat Gore in Florida in 2000. The only two people on the planet who still think you had a chance to win Ohio are you and Dan Rather."
--Rich Galen