BE ON THE ALERT ! ! ! IMPORTANT MESSAGE ! ! ! !

Marcia Moore · August 20, 2010, 01:58:36 PM

BE ON THE ALERT ! ! ! IMPORTANT MESSAGE ! ! ! !
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves? Well, my thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick! The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.
My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary – my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee!!!! Those "plastic" surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts – stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again – was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX!
This is happening to women everywhere every night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.
Thought this was too "important" not to pass on. Have a wonderful day – with a joy filled heart. Always remember to laugh!! Laughing helps the heart AND the wrinkles!!
P.S.S. Those same thieves came in my closet and shrank my clothes! How do they do it?

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Diane Amberg · August 20, 2010, 02:00:36 PM

And here I thought I was the only one. Good one.

debid · August 20, 2010, 02:21:31 PM

Thank God you have figured out what has been going on. I'm going to set up a video tape in my bedroom to try to catch these body snatchers!

Judy Harder · August 20, 2010, 02:22:37 PM

Yep, that is the way it creeps up. Wait till you look in the mirror and don't reckonize the face looking back at you.
I looked behind me to see who the "OLD LADY" was and when I turned around there wasn't anyone there.
Talk about a shock. I think from that day I stopped looking in the mirror.............I kept looking to see if some nice
(notice I didn't say Handsome) looking gentleman was there with me and it was just my shadow on the wall.
Really disappointing.........where did it all go?

Jo McDonald · August 20, 2010, 02:33:41 PM

HA HA HA HA

YOU "YOUNGSTERS HAVE NOT SEEN ANYTHING YET !!!!! GIVE IT A FEW YEARS-----AND LOOK AGAIN.

It is NOT A PRETTY SIGHT.

Diane Amberg · August 20, 2010, 02:35:37 PM

If I could age into you I'd be the happiest person on earth.

Judy Harder · August 20, 2010, 04:22:17 PM

You know something, I am still just as much my younger self......insecure..doubtful, worried and maybe a little naive and then I stand up and become the real me...........The latest me. I don't mind getting older. We have so much to talk about...........for instance, ask me and I will discuss my arthritis, my aches and my grumpiness and then there are all the age related grumps. hardly an income, the fact I am as young as I am going to be and well you who are in this age range do understand.

Where did the "KID" go?

kshillbillys · August 20, 2010, 07:07:54 PM

Quote from: Jo McDonald on August 20, 2010, 02:33:41 PM
HA HA HA HA

YOU "YOUNGSTERS HAVE NOT SEEN ANYTHING YET !!!!! GIVE IT A FEW YEARS-----AND LOOK AGAIN.

It is NOT A PRETTY SIGHT.

Oh please Jo! You are one pretty lady!! (At least I think so!!) And a special one too!!

Jennifer

larryJ · August 20, 2010, 07:57:57 PM

This is just too rich!!!!! I started to add to it, but modesty and decency overruled my typing fingers.

My question is: When someone takes pictures and you are in one, how come you look like, well, you know, and yet when you look in the mirror, it's not that old guy you saw in the picture? Is this a conspiracy by those who make cameras? Is this how people really see you? I am almost ashamed to be in pictures, because that is not how I want to be remembered!!!!!!!!!!!

Larryj

Ms Bear · August 20, 2010, 08:20:07 PM

You can blame it on the camera or the lighting. Or a bad hair day.