Dear Dr. Laura,

Started by frawin, August 12, 2010, 08:05:58 AM

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frawin

Dear Dr. Laura,



I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas , who has recently been


diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth...

One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.



My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two

sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas



I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994.

My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual

misconduct with his three children.



I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who

lives in Longview. She is a part time "working girl".



All things considered, my problem is this.





I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family.

I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.



Should I tell her about my cousin who is an

Obama supporter?



Signed,

Worried About My Reputation




jerry wagner


Wilma

I think it is funny.  Not necessarily true, but funny.

jarhead

Jerry,
As someone who has relation that is mentally challenged I take great offense to you just throwing the word "retarded' out there in this manner ,you stupid ass !!!

Anmar

lol, what a silly letter.  I guess if being an obama supporter is supposed to be shameful, it implies that the crack dealer, prostitutes, pot growers, and all the other scumbags are republicans.  too funny.
"The chief source of problems is solutions"

Wilma

I hadn't thought of it in that way, but it is funny.

kshillbillys

Quote from: Anmar on August 12, 2010, 05:16:06 PM
lol, what a silly letter.  I guess if being an obama supporter is supposed to be shameful, it implies that the crack dealer, prostitutes, pot growers, and all the other scumbags are republicans.  too funny.

maybe they are Ron Paul supporters!

And Jarhead, you should be ashamed of yourself! Maybe you do have family that is mentally challenged, but everybody knows that Jerry is retarded himself!

the hillbillys from Kansas
ROBERT AND JENNIFER WALKER

YOU CALL US HILLBILLYS LIKE THAT'S A BAD THING! WE ARE SO FLATTERED!

THAT'S MS. HILLBILLY TO YOU!

Anmar

lol,  i certainly hope they aren't Ron Paul supporters.  Also, can we chill on the name calling?  All i'm saying is give peace a chance!
"The chief source of problems is solutions"

jerry wagner

Quote from: Anmar on August 12, 2010, 09:26:10 PM
lol,  i certainly hope they aren't Ron Paul supporters.  Also, can we chill on the name calling?  All i'm saying is give peace a chance!

I have not engaged in name calling... the attempted comedic post was retarded.  To equate the things in the letter as less embarrassing as an Obama supporter is ridiculous.  The others engaged in name calling.  To call a remark retarded is not offensive nor relating to the mentally challenged rather a statement on the content of the remark.  The others have engaged in the same act that they disparage many Liberal groups of doing when they call an act racist.  One has nothing to do with the other.

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