Political Humor

[Jo McDonald]

   
    On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D. C., an aide to House
Speaker Nancy Pelosi visited  the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral in D.C.
   
    He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next
day's Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to
the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a
saint.
   
    The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there
are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi's
views."
   
    Pelosi's aide then said, "Look. I'll write a check here and now for
a donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation
you see Pelosi as a saint."
   
    The Cardinal thought about it and said,   
"Well, the church can use the money, so I'll
work your request into tomorrow's sermon."
   
    As Pelosi's aide promised, House Speaker Pelosi appeared for the
Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of
the center aisle.
   
    As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out
that Speaker Pelosi was present.
   
    The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation,
"While Speaker Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some,the
woman is not numbered among my personal favorite personages.Some

of her most egregious views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and
she tends to flip-flop on many other issues.
   
    Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker,
and a nit-wit.
    Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say,

Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally

witnessed.
   
    She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the American
    people.
   
    She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative
obligations both in Washington, and in California.
   
    The woman is simply not to be trusted."
   
    The Cardinal concluded, "But, when compared with Obama and Senators
    Harry Reid and John Kerry, House Speaker Pelosi is a saint."

[Warph]

LOL.... Amen, JO... Amen!   HAHAHAHAHAHA.....

[the shadow]

As Hillary helps Chelsea with her gown she wanted to play the caring Mom ...She asked Chelsea... "have you had sex with Marc?" Chelsea said.... "Not according to Dad..."

[Dee Gee]

Good one