Tall Tales Furrier, Camille Eonich Pro-prie-et-or

[Silver Creek Slim]

Since everyone is postin' pics of cats, I figgered I should post some of mine.
The first is our inside cat. Her name is Patch. She'll be having kittens in a month or two. 
Slim

BTW, my better-half called. We have 5 new kittens.

Slim

[Trinity]

 

[Silver Creek Slim]

Here's the little hairballs.   



Slim

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Careful Slim, Trinity sees that there is something to eat and he'll be in that picture too! 

[Trinity]

"Naw.  Trahd that oncet an' it took nigh on to two year fer mah face ta heal. "

((Cute kitties!  I want the grey twins!!!))

[Delmonico]

Can you send kitties UPS?

[Silver Creek Slim]

Can you send kitties UPS?

Don't know, but I'll check. I have Trinity's address. 

Slim

[Ozark Tracker]

they probably  gotta go same day kitty air

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Naw they gotta be transported in a kitty litter! 

[Delmonico]

I thought kitty litter was what you had when you threw a cat out of yer car window.

[Arcey]

Here's the little hairballs. 

Hairmail?

[Delmonico]

Maybe rent one of those WWII Cat-a-lean-a flying boats.

[Trinity]

Trinity would like to have them ALIVE AND SAFE!  However, he can't have any more kitties right now. 

[Ozark Tracker]

I bet yer a saving yer money so someday ya can open a cathouse

[Trinity]

 

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

[Delmonico]

Hey, I found a use for the sheepman, he can clean the cat box.

[Marshal harpoluke]

  

Marshal cleans cat box, dumps litter into Delmonicos stove where it raises such a stink that 'Pepe' Le Pu' smells it all the way in France.

[Delmonico]

Wow, ya got most of that on file or do ya 'member it every time ya post it.  Ya got to get yer gag writer to get ya some new material.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Wow, ya got most of that on file or do ya 'member it every time ya post it.  Ya got to get yer gag writer to get ya some new material.

You should talk, I've had week old beans that were fresher than Your material.

Besides some jokes bear repeating.