Tall Tales Furrier, Camille Eonich Pro-prie-et-or

[Camille Eonich]

He's cute!  Stump said if I built me a fence I could have one.   

[Trinity]

Would you make him wear a jacket?

[Ozark Tracker]

only if it were a formal meal

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Hey Trinity, isn't that yer hoss that Cammie is corraling up? 

[Arcey]

Hey Trinity, isn't that yer hoss that Cammie is corraling up?

T'ain't naw derned hoss.  That there's the unholy product of a couplin' twix a jackass 'n a Del-matian.....

[Camille Eonich]

Would you make him wear a jacket?

He don't need no steekin' jacket.

[Silver Creek Slim]

It a varmint! Where's my "Mighty Ten"? 

Slim

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Looks like a long-wasted Rat!   Got Ma Mighty 10ga. saddlen up Da Sheep.  Wi'll get Dat varmit.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Iffen thet's one a Cammie's critters y'all gonna wind up bein tha hunted one Marshal! 

[Marshal harpoluke]

Iffen thet's one a Cammie's critters y'all gonna wind up bein tha hunted one Marshal! 

(whisper mode) Yeh may b right.   Marshal Who is back peddlen to get away.

Yeh know about anger Dem Redheads--NO Survivers!

[Camille Eonich]

Naw dat ain't one of mine.  Mine would be drinkin' whisky.   

[Trinity]

Hey Trinity, isn't that yer hoss that Cammie is corraling up? 

That one's a mite small.  He might fit into mah wild rag, though.

[Ozark Tracker]

he'd allmost fit in your coat pocket

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

One of dem, dar Mini-hosses?

[DArchangel]

The critter with the bottle,is he a member of the bar?

[Arcey]

The critter with the bottle,is he a member of the bar?

Yeah.  He's a weasel.....................

[Silver Creek Slim]

 

Slim

[Four-Eyed Buck]

 

[Delmonico]

Sue em, Cuz, Sue em,   

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Kent sue im, Arcey's remarks aint dyrected at no ones in particulars.  Sides Arcey iz po iffen he's sues im all he'll git iz Arcey's debts.  Hey cuzzin mebbe ya outta lat im sue ya!