Tall Tales Furrier, Camille Eonich Pro-prie-et-or

[Trinity]

He was out on the screened porch and was getting in a fight with a stray cat on the other side of the screen.  As soon as I walked out the other cat left but TC was still ready to fight and not back in housecat mode.  With the other cat gone, there was just this other big creature and he attacked it.... Me.  I'm just glad he doesn't have any front claws.  Otherwise I'd really be in pain.  I wish I had a video of it.  I doubt I could even slow it down enough.  TC was on me faster than I ever knew anything could move and was then purring and circling my feet five minutes later.

Just out of curiosity, I showed him a drop of blood on the floor to see if he'd lick it up, but he just sniffed at it and went on about his business. 

No problem pulling a cork.  I still have my left hand.   In fact, I just got a jug this week.  It was guaranteed to knock my socks off since the stuff I took up to VA was so tame.  I'll have to see about giving it a try.

[Sod Buster]

I think that if TC did that to me and he was my cat....he would get fried:

"Fried Cat"
Somebody once told me I'm gonna fry your kitty
The only cat I found that was dead
He was looking kind of dumb took his fingers and his thumb
And he squeezed off those little cat heads

Well the cats start frying and they don't stop frying
See all the little cat heads go flyin
Didn't make sense not to fry for fun
The Brain is rare but the Head's well done

So much to cook so much to eat
So what's wrong with grillin some cat meat
You'll never know if you drive slow
Run over it in the road

[Chorus:]
Meow It's a fried cat, get the sauce on, go eat
Meow I'ts a grilled cat, get the grill on, cat meat
And all that kitties is gold
Only speeding cars put it out cold

It's a food place and they say it stays open
Chang and Wong are in the back dopin'
But General Chow's gettin fatter
Eatin all the cat on his meow meow platter

This stuff tastes good, dont even try to lie
The grease is getting warm so you might as well fry
My cat's on fire how about yours
That's the way I like it and I'll eat some more

[Repeat Chorus 2x]

Somebody once asked can we get some Chinese fast
I need to get some kitty onto my plate
I said yep what a concept
I could eat a little cat myself
Lets go get some cat at China Chaaaaaang's

Well the cats start frying and they don't stop frying
See all the little cat heads go flyin
Didn't make sense not to fry for fun
The Brain is rare but the head's well done

So much to cook so much to eat
So what's wrong with grillin some cat meat
You'll never know if you drive slow
Run over it in the road

[Repeat Chorus]

Sorry Cammie! 

[Trinity]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Marshal harpoluke]

I think that if TC did that to me and he was my cat....he would get fried:

"Fried Cat"
Somebody once told me I'm gonna fry your kitty
The only cat I found that was dead
He was looking kind of dumb took his fingers and his thumb
And he squeezed off those little cat heads

Well the cats start frying and they don't stop frying
See all the little cat heads go flyin
Didn't make sense not to fry for fun
The Brain is rare but the Head's well done

So much to cook so much to eat
So what's wrong with grillin some cat meat
You'll never know if you drive slow
Run over it in the road

[Chorus:]
Meow It's a fried cat, get the sauce on, go eat
Meow I'ts a grilled cat, get the grill on, cat meat
And all that kitties is gold
Only speeding cars put it out cold

It's a food place and they say it stays open
Chang and Wong are in the back dopin'
But General Chow's gettin fatter
Eatin all the cat on his meow meow platter

This stuff tastes good, dont even try to lie
The grease is getting warm so you might as well fry
My cat's on fire how about yours
That's the way I like it and I'll eat some more

[Repeat Chorus 2x]

Somebody once asked can we get some Chinese fast
I need to get some kitty onto my plate
I said yep what a concept
I could eat a little cat myself
Lets go get some cat at China Chaaaaaang's

Well the cats start frying and they don't stop frying
See all the little cat heads go flyin
Didn't make sense not to fry for fun
The Brain is rare but the head's well done

So much to cook so much to eat
So what's wrong with grillin some cat meat
You'll never know if you drive slow
Run over it in the road

[Repeat Chorus]

Sorry Cammie! 

Was nice knowing Ya., Me thinks Yer license is about to Expire!

[Delmonico]

I'm back, didn't skin no cats this weekend or cook any.  Didn't put up the tent Friday and was layin' back in my bedroll and got to thinkin' since there is a pair of large kitties that wander down through that crick bottom it might be a good idea that cosies keep a large banked fire goin'.  Cammie would have been upset if I got et by a kitty.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim takes a couple steps backward outta the direct line 'tween Sod Buster and Cammie. 

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Yeah, I think it might be a good time to duck and cover

[Sod Buster]

Slim takes a couple steps backward outta the direct line 'tween Sod Buster and Cammie. 

  I didn't harm no kitty cats. 

[Delmonico]

I don't thinks she's got enough guts to shoot Sodbuster, I think they're all skeered of her fer  nuthin.

(Pssst Cammie, he throws them in the crick.)

[Camille Eonich]

They would probably rather I shoot them Del.


*cammie clangs Del upside the head with a horse shoe*


Oops.... that weren't the lite one...sorry Del


*Cammie shoos the stars away from Del's eyes*

[Delmonico]

Didn't hurt a bit, I had my 10X Cat Fur Stetson on.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Didn't hurt a bit, I had my 10X Cat Fur Stetson on.

My Stetson is 4x Silver Beaver, nevar see no Kat fur Stetson--must be one of dem thar hollywooddies.

Dells still a little delerious,  klanging and all, Just because is a low-down, no-good, Sheep stealing, Cattle rustling, Bushwacking, Fight startin, Kantanous Cosie, don't mean Ya ain't a Good Ole' Boy.

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster's Cat (and Dog) Weather info:

When a cat sneezes, it is a sign of rain.
When cats snore, foul weather will follow.
Cats with their tails up and their fur apparently electrified indicate approaching wind -- or a dog.

The unusual howling of dogs indicates a storm.
When dogs eat grass, it will be rainy.
If dogs roll on the ground and scratch, it is a sign of rain.

[Delmonico]

I always found out that when a dog eats grass he'll throw it up on the floor as soon as he gets inside.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Same here......

[Camille Eonich]

I always found out that when a dog eats grass he'll throw it up on the floor as soon as he gets inside.

That's my experience with both dogs and cats.  

[Arcey]

So THAT'S whut he puts in them jars 'n calls it home made kim-chee.................

[Delmonico]

Kim-Chee is goo fer ya Arcey, it's got lots of those vit-a-mens things in it.

[Silver Creek Slim]

So THAT'S whut he puts in them jars 'n calls it home made kim-chee.................

Slim

[Delmonico]

<Delmonico makes a note to take Kim-Chee to the GAF Muster.  It should be cool enough for it to ride in the back of the pick-up safely.   Was worried with the 1/2 gallon of sourdough behind the seat of my pick-up on an 70 mile drive Friday. >