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[Sod Buster]

Wow!  That sounds like fun.  Coulda lighted a piece of rope, but you gave it all to litl rooster. 

Well, I ain't lightin' it to smoke......it is for heat since the snow has covered all of the buffalo chips! 

Some of the boys around here do smoke the silk from the corn though.  Want some?

[Trinity]

What does it taste like a-smokin'?

[Ozark Tracker]

I'll just stick to gettin my corn from a jar.

[Trinity]

"Uncle Cletus??  Zat you?"

[Sod Buster]

What does it taste like a-smokin'?

The first thing you gotta do (during harvest season) is to search for the perfect ear of corn.  Look for tufts of dried brownish-red corn silk sticking out of the top. If you can't find enough dry silk it means you gotta use the green silk.  You must let the green stuff dry in the sun for a few days.
After a few days check out the drying silk and get rid of any green strands. The green strands give a bitter taste to the smoke.

Pack yer pipe with the silk, light it with a lucifer and puff away!  It ain't as good as Prince Albert but it will do!   

[Bambino]

Over at the Ranch With No Name a stranger rides up, dismounts, walks up the steps and tears the door of of its hinges.  Inside the kitchen, the stranger looks around and finally satisfied that he's not going to find what he's looking for, he leaves.

The stranger's eyes widen and his lips curl into a smile when he sees the barn.  Into the barn he goes and after a few minutes he emerges with ten horses, one neatly tied to the next.  Mounting his own horse, never letting loose of the string of horses, the stranger leaves.

[Montana Darlin]

That P-eye horse best still be in the barn, or Litl Rooster will have himself a lynching.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark, who's been down working on the steam tractor, walks by the barn returning to the house, before reaching the house he turns and thinks to hisself, sure is awful quite int he barn, and starts again toward the house.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Marshal, Who's been glassin Delmonico's, sees rustler leave with horses, grabs His Highwall N Paper patched bulltes, Da Cannon and mounts up Da Sheep.

Looks like We gonna have a Necktie party.

Gonna have to mount up a possie.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Sleeping upstairs Irish hears the crash.  By the time he gets downstairs he sees a strange feller riding off with the horses from the barn.  Irish loads his mule-eared double and steps out on the porch.  He whistles a lilting gaelic melody, as it floats on the wind it is picked up by the ears of Thunder and Earthquake his driving team that is part of the string of horses the stranger took.  Hearing the call the 19 hand Percherons turn on cue and head back toward the Ranch, pulling the other 8 horses and the stranger, whose hand is caught in the lead line, inexorably back to the waiting Irishman.

[Stoney Pete]

All the commotion disturbs Stoney (who's been eating the cookies for about a week know).  He sees his horse ridding in being led by Tom's team.  "What in the wide wide world of sports in going on here?" 

He sees a man being dragged behind the horses and give him a boot to the head.  "Teach you to take whats mine."

Within half an hour the horses are back in the barn, the door is fixed and Stoney, Tom, Ozark and the Marshal are sitting on the porch sipping coffee waiting for the (now hogtied) man to regain conciousness.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark, leans back in the chair on the porch and proclaims:  I think Tom done good and Stoney's done hog tied him, when he wakes up we'll have to:

[litl rooster]

litl' rooster rides back to the ranch with a new coil of rope that the Brown Overland Stage left at the livery for him. "Looks like I returned just in time" looking down at the others handy werk.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 


Looks like We'll have to wire fer the Hanging Judge and give Him a fair trial, an then a proper Hanging.

Del should be back on the Next stage.  Meanwile You'll is Deputized, gotta make this 'Legal'.

Ya can't Lynch him, I mean hang Em yet.

[Bambino]

Finally deciding that he has played long enough with the gang of men around him, Bambino lets out a loud growl, breaks the rope into many tiny pieces and takes up the string again.  Before leaving, he pounds Lucky Irish Tom on the top of the head, knocking him out.  Looking at the Percherons with admiration, he takes them too.

Before leaving he calls out to Stoneypete:  "You!  Cookie man.  Tell Trinity I'm looking for him."

[Marshal harpoluke]

Finally deciding that he has played long enough with the gang of men around him, Bambino lets out a loud growl, breaks the rope into many tiny pieces and takes up the string again.  Before leaving, he pounds Lucky Irish Tom on the top of the head, knocking him out.  Looking at the Percherons with admiration, he takes them too.

Before leaving he calls out to Stoneypete:  "You!  Cookie man.  Tell Trinity I'm looking for him."

Bambino forgot about Marshal N Da Sheep.  Marshal shoots Babino in the Privets with Da 10ga. Loaded With RocksaltnPepercorns.  Da Sheep blasts Him with Da Dynamite knock Him uncounchoncous.   Marshal hancuffes Him with the 'Yuma' hancuff n legirons--nobody gets out of these.  Da Sheep voids on him N kickes Him into the Sheep dip.

Marshal wakes up Irish tom, Ozark, an Stonypete--has quite a time convincing them not to kill Him outright.

Ozark recovers and stands guard, with Da 10ga--this time loaded with #00 buck.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark figures they need all the locks they can put on this fellar, asks for the big lock down at the barn to be brought and locked onto the chains,

[Stoney Pete]

Before leaving he calls out to Stoneypete:  "You!  Cookie man.  Tell Trinity I'm looking for him."

"I ain't no delivery service."  But the sound of Pete's voice was drowned out by the sound of Marshals shotgun and the screams of the man grabbin his privates.

[Trinity]

Trinity sleepily walks downstairs and sees the pile of rope pieces that someone had swept up into a neat pile.  His eyes light up and he takes a handfull over to the stove and drops them in a skillet and puts that on the fire. 

"Orta be smellin' right good in hair in just a few minutes!"

Then Trinity steps outside to see what all the noise is about.

"Bambino!"

[Bambino]

Don't call me that!!!


And get me out of here!  Your friends are crazy.  That sheep marshal had better stay away from me.  He obviously doesn't know who I am!