Newbrassky

[litl rooster]

  As everyone watches Slim head into the sunset, litl' rooster asked the man behind the stove fer some real HOT SAUCE this here isn't nearly hot enuff.


authors note>>>>Chicken Fried Steak always reminds me of a Farside cartoon, Will that be served with creamed gravy and biscuits?

[Delmonico]

Of course!  Sourdough!

<Authors Note:  Be sure to have litl rooster try pepper sauce if he goes on the trip for work. >

[Trinity]

Trinity wakes up from the edge of the yard where he had passed out the night before.  Smelling his favorite meal, Trinity runs... well lazily walks up to the Munchmobile.  "Ah'll have three helpin's, please!"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico looks at Trinity's plate, "Not on toast, no way!"

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Del me lad that smells heavenly, might I trouble you for a platefull?

[Delmonico]

"Only with sourdough biscuits, none of that toasted Wonder Bread like Trinity!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Ya got any idea of a proper punishment."

[litl rooster]

"Only with sourdough biscuits, none of that toasted Wonder Bread like Trinity!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Ya got any idea of a proper punishment."

Egads toast with a meal like that............................Triniy would you check the chock blocks on the New Stea Traction machine please.....pssst Del...extry hot sauce on his.....


litl rooster brings his blue speckled plate to the stove.

[Trinity]

"Okay, Okay!  How 'bout this'un?



"or fergit them braids an serve it up so:"

[Delmonico]

While Trinity is checkin' the chocks, litl rooster rolls out his gut ling and heels Trinity.  Delmonico graps a hunk of hemp and they tie Trinity's wrists and chain him to the back of the traction engine.  

Delmonico shovels the firbox full of coal, tosses in a full jug of Trinity's best and opens the throttle.  The lugged steel wheels spin for 30 full seconds before they grab and when they get 500 yards down the road, a loud boom is heard.

Everyone runs out of the house fearin' another blow up, but it is the steam traction engine makin' a sonic boom.

<Authors Note: To late with the biscuits Trinity! >

[Delmonico]

As they pass Slim, he is knocked over by the sonic boom and he is slightly scorched by a long blue flame.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Unfortunately for Slim the long blue flame is coming from Trinity's nether region, and the resulting cloud stuns Slim. 

[Delmonico]

Trinity and Delmonico disappear to the west, about and hour later they come from the east up the road from Dunning.   As they reach the ranch the flames go out and the traction engine coasts to a stop.  

"Now don't be eatin' no more of that wasp nest bread Trinity, or next time it will be worst on ya."

[Delmonico]

Trinity walks away, his fingers draggin' on the ground.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark Tracker who has been working in the barn/blacksmith shop has the forge glowing white hot, the anvil ringing and metal bending, having heard the sonic boom, he realizes that since Del likes to go fast he should reshape the munchmobile for supersonic speed,  a little more heat and some more hammering and he should have it ready tomorrow,  

he hears the traction engine chug to a stop and goes outside to see what's going on.

[Trinity]

Trinity walks away, his fingers draggin' on the ground.

But with him he still carries the hemp rope.  Some of it singed on their journey and gave Trinity has an idea.

[Delmonico]

With the head of steam he has in the engine, Delmonico takes his coffee contrapion and with a hiss of steam he has one of those thick cups of coffee again.

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster's dinner gets ruined by the sonic boom.  The loud blast caused a huge clod of dirt to fall into the corn soup on the stove and splash yours truly the cook. 
"Dang that Del", sighs Sod Buster as he tried and fails to remove the dirt before it ruines the soup.  Sod Buster tosses out the soup and decides to make something else instead.  The smell that has been wafting over from the Ranch House has got him in the mood for some southwestern food so he begins making some corn-stuffed tamales.  He hopes he can get through this before something else strange happens.

[litl rooster]

Sod Buster's dinner gets ruined by the sonic boom.  The loud blast caused a huge clod of dirt to fall into the corn soup on the stove and splash yours truly the cook. 

litl rooster consults his friend Bob Vila rides to town and buys several yards of Burlap..Tyes it to a pack mule and heads to Sod Buster's homestead......Here pard you might tack this up over the ceiling and it's PC.

[Stoney Pete]

Delmonico shovels the firbox full of coal, tosses in a full jug of Trinity's best and opens the throttle.  The lugged steel wheels spin for 30 full seconds before they grab and when they get 500 yards down the road, a loud boom is heard.

Everyone runs out of the house fearin' another blow up, but it is the steam traction engine makin' a sonic boom.

<Authors Note: To late with the biscuits Trinity! >

<<the origins of nitrous tanks on cars?  Del always was ahead of his time. >>

A Trinity walks by Stoney with the singed hemp rope Stoney is hungry again and don't know why.

"Dell, I think I'll try some of that hot sauce.  I feel like I could eat anything."

<<Bracing for impact.>>

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Meanwhile out at the Dynamite Chicken Ranch in Arizona Territory, Marshal is awaken by sonic boom, Grabs the 10 ga.

Sheep, Del and little scrawny Rooster are up to somthing again, Looks like We gotta do em again.  Bring up the Canon. A got the Caldera We micht be making some little Chicken soup.

Saddles up Sheep, N rides to North East, twords Nebrasky.