Newbrassky

[litl rooster]

On his way back to the Ranch With No Name, litl' rooster rides by Mrs. Collingwood's Wagon. See's Trinity's horse tyed nearby, and chuckles to himself.  Thinking he should stop and make sure Trinity is not dead, but doesn't have time.
  After reading the Livestock book in Dunning, he found that All livestock must be Branded. He returns with new Iron tyed to saddle...Lazy h brand. He will then as duley sworn Newbrassky Brand Inspector give Marshall harpoluke 24 hours to brand da Sheep, or risk losing it to the State....he he he

[Trinity]

Trinity awakens, again with a smile on his face.  Feebly, he rises and gets dressed, making sure this time that he has both boots.  Outside, he stares for a long moment at his trusty ride and finally decides that he is in no condition to ride a horse.  He takes Jolly Jumper's reins and begins their walk back to the ranch with Trinity taking each step very tenderly.

[Ozark Tracker]

but you got to step kinda careful with all them toes

[Trinity]

"Gee!  Who's feets is them?  Scattered Toes??"

[Ozark Tracker]

I don't know who's they is,  but I bet it takes more than a triple E width

[Trinity]

I don't know who's they is,  but I bet it takes more than a triple E width

"Wail, they ain' purty!"

Trinity arrives at the ranch and takes a look at the new fellow with the extra toes and shivvers "Ugh!" 

Inside the house, he finds a cherry pie sitting on top of the counter cooling.  He takes the pie to the table with a container of cream from the ice box.  In two minutes all that is left are three crumbs, a pie pan and head tilted back, Trinity is pouring the remainder of the cream into his mouth.  Still hungry, he finds three steaks in the ice box and eats them raw and cold leaving only a small bit of fat behind.

Hearing Trinity in the kitchen, Claire runs in and greets him.  Trinity feeds her the fat which she accepts as if the FFG hadn't fed her in a decade.  Together the two climb into Trinity's inside hammock in the living room and promptly fall asleep.

[Scattered Thumbs]

He takes Jolly Jumper's reins and begins their walk back to the ranch with Trinity taking each step very tenderly.

<Arthur's Note I thought yer names was Trinity, not Lucky Luke. Or....Didja stole that horse?  >

"Gee!  Who's feets is them?  Scattered Toes??"

I didn't know ya was aquainted with cousin Toes.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Sheep, unlike Cattle knows Who's owns them, don't need no stinkin brand.

If' in Ya want a Brand, got one fer Ya Quarter circle J, My Grandfathers Brand-- or CT the Horshoe Ranch Brand  (aka 5Dogs Ranch).

Now if 'in Yer trying to russle Ma Sheep, will have to arange a fair trial N a necktie party.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Sounds like tha sheepherder iz tryin ta lynch a State Official! 

[litl rooster]

Sounds like tha sheepherder iz tryin ta lynch a State Official! 

Sounds like it to me too....may have to swear out a Posse

[Silver Creek Slim]

As Slim nears the Ranch With No Name, he spies something next to the barn flappin' in the breeze.

[Ozark Tracker]

it must be the chickens fighting

[Delmonico]

Delmonico gets a Newbrassky law book and does some lookin' "Hey did ya know sheep stealin' ain't a crime here, it's considered a public sevice if ya ship em out of state."

[Trinity]

Delmonico gets a Newbrassky law book and does some lookin' "Hey did ya know sheep stealin' ain't a crime here, it's considered a public sevice if ya ship em out of state."

"Or feed them ta Trinity!"

[Trinity]

<Arthur's Note I thought yer names was Trinity, not Lucky Luke. Or....Didja stole that horse?  >

<<Arthur's response:  I'm mixin' my Terence Hill characters... >>

I didn't know ya was aquainted with cousin Toes.

"Yeah, he done bought a jug or three from me in tha past."

[litl rooster]

Delmonico gets a Newbrassky law book and does some lookin' "Hey did ya know sheep stealin' ain't a crime here, it's considered a public sevice if ya ship em out of state."

This ain't about stealin' dem Woolies. It's about who to blame fer ownin' them....Then of course threating a duley sworn officer of the State.



Slim, that's a warning flag to slow you and yer Horse down so you don't ride into the Door again...

litl' rooster rides back to Town to swear out a warrant and mustar a Posse

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim, that's a warning flag to slow you and yer Horse down so you don't ride into the Door again...

"Oh!" Slim jumps offa his horse and disappears into a snow drift. 

[Scattered Thumbs]

<<Arthur's response:  I'm mixin' my Terence Hill characters... >>

That explains it. 

"Yeah, he done bought a jug or three from me in tha past."

Yep! Sounds like it might be cousin Toes.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Irish wonders why litl rooster wants to put mustard on a Posse, thinks he might be spendin time with Trinity's jug.  Irish grabs a shovel and starts to dig out Slim.

[Ozark Tracker]

litl rooster may have to hire this guy from Arkansas

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