Newbrassky

[litl rooster]

this Author's note> I haven't clue what a Goiter is but, I don't like the sound of it...Could I try some of those little fish in oil?

[Trinity]

Trinity is sitting on the porch watching all the traffic back and forth when he finally decides he should help.  He quickly licks his arm and picks up a can of sardines that one of the teamsters had dropped and walks inside.

"Here Dail, Ah wanna help.  Ah brung you this, whar do ya wan' it?"

[Delmonico]

<Author's Note: A goiter is when yer thyroid gland swells up from lack of iodine.>

[Brazos Bucky Smith]

Yeah, when Roy kicked me in the Thigh, darn thing swool up ten sizes.  hurt for darn near a week.  I didnt know you was suppose to put Iodine on it?  Hey Trinity don't go an hurt yourself haulin' in all that fish in that beg can.   Hey Del, that is what ya mean when you've had your thigh Roy'd ?

[litl rooster]

<Author's Note: A goiter is when yer thyroid gland swells up from lack of iodine.>

Nope don't want one of them things

[Trinity]

Trinity drags slowly back to the porch after depositing the can in the basement and slumps in the rocking chair.  As he wipes the sweat from his forehead, he says: "Whew!  A'm tarred!!  Kin someone please brang mah food out hair to me?"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico he's Trinity as he's directing the two 100 lb barrels of white flour and the barrel each of Graham (whole wheat) and the barrel of steel ground rye flour from Saline County.

He goes out to the airtights in the wagon and brings Trinity back a can of sparrow grass. (aspargus)

He then has the teamsters take the three 50 pound sacks of swamp seed (rice) to the pantry.

The case of A-1 Steak Sauce is put in the cellar along with the case of Soy Sauce, Whorchestershire sauce and the Tabasco sauce.  There are also four 1 gallon cans of sweet oil (olive oil) imported all the way from Italy.   So Trinity don't starve when no one is around to cook, there are several cases of pork and beans in cans. 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Watch out Del, Trinity'll eat em can and all!

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Daisy, Claire and the twelve puppies leap and bound after the Frumpy Fairy Godmother as she comes out for another load from the wagon. Seeing Trinity, they all come to a screeching halt, bark, then clamber over him.

With a shake of her head and a light laugh, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother has the treadle sewing machine taken upstairs to a now empty bedroom.

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Author's Note: A goiter is when yer thyroid gland swells up from lack of iodine.>

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Arthur's note: Too much fish can cause gout. Moderation!  >

[Delmonico]

<Authors Note: Perhaps thats what this thread needs is moderation. > 


Delmonico notices that Slim's neck looks swelled so he hands him a can of oysters.

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Ya gots somtin less nasty than oysters."

[Delmonico]

Delmonico's feelin's are hurt from Slim being so curt with him, he just takes the can of wonderful oysters back to the cellar as Slim's neck continues to swell.

[Delmonico]

right in the middle of carrying a case of canned corned beef in, a blue light appears and Delmonico and the corned beef dissapear into an flying plate overhead.

[litl rooster]

<Arthur's note: Too much fish can cause gout. Moderation!  >

Goobers or Peanuts can also

[litl rooster]

Quick someone fast ...Grab Slim's Mighty 10 those dern blue flying plates is back...Now their stealing food instead of Delmonico

[Ozark Tracker]

the Ozark Tracker comes riding in.  getting down off his horse, he grabs his saddle bag and says he heard about Slim's problem down there in Arkansas,  I done brought a healing potion for Slim, he announces and lowers his saddlebags to the ground,  Slim runs over to the saddlebags and serches for the cure.  Then he finds a can of it.

[Trinity]

Trinity is all to happy to have the puppies about him.  He is able to feed each one a stalk of sparrow grass. While they are munching (lucky that dog's taste buds are not as prolific as ours) Trinity goes back into the basement for a can of beans.  On the steps he finds a can of moustache wax that had fallen from Delmonico's pocket during his ascent into the flying plate.

"That ain' lahk Dail ta leave this jus' anywheres!  Ah hope he's ok!!"

[Sod Buster]

Meanwhile back at his shack, Sod Buster is feeling happy so he breaks out in song:\

"Nebraskaland, Nebraskaland, upon thy burning soil I stand.
I look across the desert plains and wonder why it never rains.
But on this soil we're going to stay,
We're too damn poor to move away.
Nebraskaland, so fertile and rich, we think you are a...honey."