Newbrassky

[Delmonico]

As Delmonico rides down river he almost falls out of the wagon laughin'.  There are cattle with strange brands:  @$  %*$^#,  %&#$  %#@ and the ever popular *&# @$*%.

[Silver Creek Slim]

 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

A short while later several wagons roll into the yard and unload some rather large boxes with Delmonico's name on them. Irish goes to find Slim.

[Delmonico]

<Authors Note: Slim they are litl roosters cows that I branded obsinities on to get more coal at Christmas. >


Delmonico has taken his heavy bed roll cause it's a two day trip to Dunning.  He finds wood, pitches his tent and makes some supper.   Meanwhile Irish Tom has eaten all the cheese that Slim brought and is now so stopped up he's lookin' fer the castor oil.

[Trinity]

Trinity walks into the kitchen and finds another slip of paper with strange marks on it.  Again, he decides it is unimportant and uses it to start the stove for his hot chocolate.  When it turns chilly outside, Trinity likes to have a hot toddy in the evening... hot chocolate with a splash of something special.

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Authors Note: Slim they are litl roosters cows that I branded obsinities on to get more coal at Christmas. >

<Arthur's note: Ooooooooooooooooooooooh! We need alot of coal since there ain't many trees at here and Buff chips ain't as good as coal.  >

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim goes out to the porch and sees the boxes the Del's name on it. He wonders what Del is up to now.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico reaches Dunning and puts the mules an wagon up in the livery stable.  He then goes and gets a haircut and a bath, he then catches the east bond train to Omaha.

[Brazos Bucky Smith]

Authur sneaks in and leaves another note < Is Delmonico going to get his mustasche trimmed too?>

[Silver Creek Slim]

Authur sneaks in and leaves another note < Is Delmonico going to get his mustasche trimmed too?>

<Arthur's Note: I would hope not.  >

[Delmonico]

Delmonico is headed east and is kicking back after havin' a butter basted Porter House Steak in the dinin' car along with fresh rolls a baked tater with butter, chives and sour cream and a hunk of apple raisin pie.

[Brazos Bucky Smith]

Delconoico inadvertently lets out a mighty belch  while he is in the process of settling himself.    The lady sitting across from him looks at him indignantly!  "How uncouth I must say!" she intones!

[Delmonico]

Then the stuck up lady lets out a pffffffffft sound and the flatulance is so bad the windows on the car have to be opened.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim goes into the kitchen to start fresh coffee. He puts a fresh pot on the stove. He stirs the fire and adds a couple logs. He goes to the icebox for a bite of cheese. "Hey! Where is all the cheese I brought yesterday?!?!?!" 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Slim was thet a funny lookin yaller wheel thingy?

When Slim says yes Irish belches an sez, Well I aint seen it!

Then Irish holds hiz stomach an moans a little, Hey Slim did Del leave behind enny a thet caster oil?

[Brazos Bucky Smith]

Then the stuck up lady lets out a pffffffffft sound and the flatulance is so bad the windows on the car have to be opened.

[Trinity]

Trinity looks over at the new picture of Delmonico hanging on the wall.  "Wail, that proves it!  Ah always knowed that he were puttin' grass clippin's in tha food!"

[Sod Buster]

Trinity looks over at the new picture of Delmonico hanging on the wall.  "Wail, that proves it!  Ah always knowed that he were puttin' grass clippin's in tha food!"

And he has found a new use for grass:

[Trinity]

Trinity looks at what Sod Buster prepared and frowns: "It don' walk, crawl or slither, so Ah don' wan' it!"

[Delmonico]

<Author's Note: Trinity would have loved that bread, it was cool when I started it and added plenty of the commercial grade yeast to it, it got warm and the dough was in the sun, it was all I could do to keep it from slitherin' our of the dish pan.  We were lucky it didn't grap the Marshalette when she took the picture, it was rockin' and rollin'.  ask slim, I put the extra bit of dough uner his char and it tried to slither up his leg.>

In the early eveining the train pulls into Omaha and Delmonico gets a hotel room for the night, in the morning he'll do the grocery shopping.