Newbrassky

[Leo Tanner]

I didn't know Arcey had a house around here.  If he does Trin better watch out cause that man has heap bad medicine an a love fer his food.  I wouldn't go messin around over there.

[Trinity]

On the way over to Arcey's place, Trinity begins thinking about how much Arcey likes hot dogs and mutters to himself, "Yep, they's gonna be some good eats yonder.  Now, if'n Ah kin jes sniff his place out..."

[Texas Lawdog]

Trinity remembers that Arcey cooks soups and stews, he can smell things cooking somewhere.

[MontanaSlick]

But what, and from where?

[Texas Lawdog]

Only the Shadow knows!

[Leo Tanner]

But what, and from where?

That stuff from over there

[Texas Lawdog]

Only Leo knows for sure!

[MontanaSlick]

I'll send Trooper Rosch to investigate, hez the Hiway Patrol, Neb. style. He's my Kid Cousin.

Did I mention hez a lot taller than me.

Slick

[Texas Lawdog]

Bro. Slick, That's nice to know, I go up to Nebraska several times a year.

[MontanaSlick]

If you see him Bro. Tex, ask him if he survived the time he was sittin'in the Gov.office with his feet on the desk.

Governor walked in 

So much fer being the Govs personal body guard.

MS

[Texas Lawdog]

They've got a female governor in Nebraska.

[Arcey]

They've got a female governor in Nebraska.

http://www.governor.nebraska.gov/about/index.html

[Texas Lawdog]

They had a female governor from 87 to 91, Gov. Orr.

[Arcey]

Kindah a l'il different from:

They've got a female governor in Nebraska.

Don't ya think thar, Masonic Cowboy Shootist?

[Texas Lawdog]

I saw a show on RFD TV recently about the Husband of Gov. Orr and I thought she was still Gov.

[MontanaSlick]

He must not pay alamony and CC support. Miss a payment, and he will get up to date.

[Leo Tanner]

We durn near had a female gubbaner but the folks chose what was behind door number 2.  It was one of those years that ya look at the ballot and say "Thank goodness, I was outta terlit paper".

[Sod Buster]

As he does every year, Sod Buster rides quietly over to the Ranch with No Name and tiptoes up the stairs to the cupola & lights a candle for the FFG and all the other pards he has lost this past year.    He then rides quietly back to his Soddy.

Sod Buster turns in for the night and says a prayer that God will watch over all of his pards here in the Great Plains of Nebrassky.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Blasted dust.  
Slim sits by the fire wearing the flannel shirt he got from the FFG and sipping eggnog.

[Leo Tanner]

Leo returns to the RWNN late for the holiday but bearing a sack of primers for each resident.  Leo apologizes that  the stockings they are contained in are actually his dirty socks from weeks of riding.