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[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Meanwhile, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother is watching Trinity and Claire's continuing shying away from him.

"Trinity, you didn't graft a part of a polecat on you in some weird attempt to impress the wagon ladies, did you?"

Always happy to see GopherGrease, she smiles to him and blows him a smooch.

[gophergrease]

Seeing FFg GG runs grabs her in a huge hug, and wispers " I dont smell like Trinity, no need to hold your distance"

[Trinity]

"Naw,  Miss FFG.  One of dem cree-ations of Dail's done skeert the pooop outta me.  Ah hain' had no tahm ta clain up"


(laying the accent on thick!)

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Gleefully hugging GopherGrease, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother gives a twitch to her wand and Trinity's poop is transformed into giant cabbages.

"Best change."

[Trinity]

All of the sudden, Trinity's pants become very tight... and not like usual when he nears the waggon.  He excuses himself and walks stiffly out the door.

"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico is lookin' through his peep hole to see whats goin' on.  He decides if GG is makin' coleslaw for supper he will pass on it.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim follows the smell of food and strolls into the kitchen. "Gopher Grease, it's been a while. Glad to have ya back with us. The grub smells purdy fine." 

[litl rooster]

Is there Catfish and Cornbread to go with the Cole Slaw?

[Trinity]

Trinity enters the kitchen wearing a potato sack for pants.  "Dem derned cabbages tore mah pants ta shreds!  Ah was lucky ta git outta here when Ah did!  Them cabbages kept growin' an' multiplyin'!"  

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother makes a face and mumbles.

"There must've been bunny poop in that mix for that to happen."

[Trinity]

"Welp, Ah guess that sin' gophergrease done lef' an the food burnt up, Ahm goin' to open a can of potted meat off of Delmonico's storage shed out yonder.  It's in need of a winder anyhow."

Trinity goes outside and removes four tins from the middle of the south wall.  Returning to the kitchen, he takes down a loaf of very soft, white bread.  Something that Delmonico would no doubt hate to see in the house.  He opens one tin and spreads the contents on several slices of bread and aranges them neatly on a platter.  Next, he slices some of Slim's Velveeta and fries up a couple cheese sandwiches and places these on a second platter.  Finished "cooking", he calls his pards into the kitchen for dinner.

"Ah done did the cookin' tonight y'all!  C'mon!"

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother opens her door a smidge to take a sniff of the air coming up from the kitchen. Her door SLAMS shut.

"Thank you, Trinity, but.. uh.. I am indisposed."

[Trinity]

Trinity sits alone at the table and has a bright idea.  He combines puts one of the fried velveeta cheese sandwiches between two potted meat bread slices and eats... alone.

[Trinity]

Trinity fiinishes eating and looks up then around.  Still alone.  He dumps his plate in the sink and goes out to the porch to lay in the hammock for a while.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes out of his office and opens windows and burns incense to cover up the smell of Velveeta cheese and potted meat product.

[Trinity]

Delmonico comes out of his office and opens windows and burns incense to cover up the smell of Velveeta cheese and potted meat product.

Could you say that he is ....incensed??  


Sorry, couldn't resist!

[litl rooster]

   taking a wiff of the kitchen and thinking to myself glad I was late for dinner 

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

When the coast is clear, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother tiptoes downstairs. She sneaks a snack of the good cheese from the icebox then takes some coffee and her yarn out on the porch.

"Evening, Trinity."

[Trinity]

Trinity mumbles something incoherent and adjusts his position in the hammock.  He's fast asleep.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim rides up to the ranch house. "Howdy y'all. Sure glad I weren't here this weekend. It smells like ya had potted meat and fake cheese. My saddle bags are filled with real cheese."  He takes the saddle bags off his horse and walks up the steps to the porch.