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litl rooster · June 09, 2005, 08:10:49 PM

Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on June 09, 2005, 11:05:05 AM
<Author's note: I think there are a lot of loose screws in this story.>

<looking> around the room and wonder if I am the one

Trinity · June 09, 2005, 09:16:25 PM

Quote from: litl rooster on June 09, 2005, 08:10:49 PM
Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on June 09, 2005, 11:05:05 AM
<Author's note: I think there are a lot of loose screws in this story.>

<looking> around the room and wonder if I am the one

Trust me... Theres more than just one!

Joyce (AnnieLee) · June 09, 2005, 09:30:04 PM

((As well you would know, oh great and mighty King Trinity!

Whoops, wrong thread. This isn't Trinityland.

))

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother sits in her rocker on the porch, working at her crochet. The Frankenbird's been fixed, Delmonico cooked then locked himself in his room with Duke, Slim's getting ready for his journey tomorrow, Daisy and Claire are sleeping nearby... She sighs a small, contented sigh.

Trinity · June 09, 2005, 09:37:36 PM

Trinity takes two plates of Delmonico's still warm apple pie out to the porch and hands one to the FFG. He takes the other to the hammock where he deftly plops into a comfortable position without losing one speck.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · June 09, 2005, 10:28:26 PM

"No matter how good life is, it's better with warm apple pie. Thank you, Trinity."

And indeed, life is better as the Frumpy Fairy Godmother has her pie.

Delmonico · June 10, 2005, 08:46:46 AM

As Delmonico works in the kitchen, it is noticed that he has gotten rid of his strange nightshirt and is wearin' his regular clothin'. However one will notice he keeps his backside as close to the wall as he can.

litl rooster · June 10, 2005, 08:25:13 PM

Quote from: Delmonico on June 10, 2005, 08:46:46 AM
As Delmonico works in the kitchen, it is noticed that he has gotten rid of his strange nightshirt and is wearin' his regular clothin'. However one will notice he keeps his backside as close to the wall as he can.

Why are you playing High stakes poker?

Is there a chunk of swiss cheese with that apple pie?

Trinity · June 10, 2005, 08:31:45 PM

He's 'ffraid of bein' probed!

No cheese, but some ice cream. Mmmmmmmm!

Joyce (AnnieLee) · June 12, 2005, 05:08:14 AM

( Litl Rooster sent me this pic of the Frumpy Fairy Godmother. Enjoy!

)

Trinity · June 12, 2005, 11:32:26 AM

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Aint that sweet!!!!!!

Delmonico · June 12, 2005, 12:31:27 PM

Shoot low, they be ridin' Shetland Ponies.

Trinity · June 12, 2005, 12:38:16 PM

Trinity stands up, brandishes his rooger .44 mag that gophergrease brought from the future and proclaims: "Anyone who fars at her gits a present from me!"

Delmonico · June 12, 2005, 01:37:29 PM

Delmonico gets out his shotgun and fires the right one at Trinity and the left at the FFg on the Shetland Pony. Green spots appear on both of them as they get hit with 00 Rabbit Poop loads

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Trinity · June 12, 2005, 01:51:36 PM

Angered, Trinity lifts his .44, aims it at Delmonico and squeezes the trigger. A LARGE brown spot with tiny bits of hay splats on Del's forehead as Delmonico and Trinity often think alike and have loaded their weapons with similar ammunition!

Delmonico · June 12, 2005, 03:03:07 PM

Delmonico grabs GG's Gatling Gun and opens up on Trinity. Soon only Trinity's hat it seen above a pile of chicken poop.

litl rooster · June 12, 2005, 06:49:15 PM

Am confussed didn't they have paint in the 1880's why use up those smart pills from the rabbit hutches?

Annie must be more literate than I am in the magic writin box...

HandTub · June 12, 2005, 06:53:13 PM

handtub stands ready to squirt the both of ya's bfer ya hit the the house

Trinity · June 12, 2005, 07:46:31 PM

Trinity stamps back from Still site number two where he has kept a secret weapon for just such occasions. He aims his Civil War cannon at Del and:

KERBLAM!!!!!!

Delmonico is caked to the side of the house with pig poop so fast that he is unable to move.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · June 12, 2005, 08:58:53 PM

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother's eyes widen as she is shot, then they narrow into slits. As Delmonico is covered in pig poop, she is pulling out her wand.

*POOF*

Delmonico is attached to the side of the house much like Han Solo was bronzed in Star Wars whatever, but instead of bronze, Delmonico is sealed in pig poop.

Trinity · June 12, 2005, 09:36:40 PM

Quote from: AnnieLee on June 12, 2005, 08:58:53 PM
The Frumpy Fairy Godmother's eyes widen as she is shot, then they narrow into slits. As Delmonico is covered in pig poop, she is pulling out her wand.

*POOF*

Delmonico is attached to the side of the house much like Han Solo was bronzed in Star Wars whatever, but instead of bronze, Delmonico is sealed in pig poop.

((Author's note)) I think it was Carbon (or was it "carbonite"... I'll have to watch the new DVDs I just bought).

But for our purposes, dried pig doo should be just has firm. ((end note))

Del's arms are positioned as if reaching out for help, his face frozen in a silent scream for mercy. It's probably a similar face to the one he made in the flying plate, but... well, maybe not.

Trinity goes over to Del and using a small drill and careful not to crack the dried poo, he cuts two holes at Del's nostrils so that he can breathe. Later he'll drill another hole at his mouth so that he can feed Del some gelatine through a reed.