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[Leo Tanner]

Del thowed ma guns down the hole when I kilt the magic box.  Lumpy's gonna have ta fend fer himself once I get there.
     Hope Roo's figgued it was time ta quit starin an take cover.

[Texas Lawdog]

That conrete privy/ bomb shelter was stocked with barrels of water , dehydrated food packets, and Army surplus rations left over from the Great War. Leo also descovered several scks of Purina Camel Chow for Lumpy.

[Leo Tanner]

I'se in heaven.  I like sprinklin a sugar packet in with a creamer packet in a spoon a pretendin it's 'niller ice scream.  Lumpy likes it too.  We both enjoy the little biscuts that swell up in a cup a water jus as much.  We's gonna ride this one out in gran style fer sure.

[Delmonico]

Trinity feels the cramps comin' on and remembers why the keep the privy, he's banned from the WC in the house.  He just makes it to the privy, suts the door, drops his drawers and sits down and,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Leo Tanner]

Unfortunately, Trinity doesn't notice that Leo has sealed the hole with serran wrap on his way down.  He was gonna use the more obvious tin foil but bein this wasn't an atomic attack he felt the flavor wrap seal would suit better.  The stuff is so clear he figgued he'd know when it's safe ta come out.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

[Texas Lawdog]

Leo didn't have any tin foil left to make a hat out of to protect his head from the alien radio beams.

[Delmonico]

After Trinity leaves, Leo realiizes his only way out is blocked by a thin piece of plastic and some Trinity poop,,,,,, and the plastic is startin' to sag,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,real bad.

[Texas Lawdog]

Leo reaches in his knapsack and pulls out his trusty rainbow colored umbrella hat and puts it on.

[Delmonico]

Leo reaches in his knapsack and pulls out his trusty rainbow colored umbrella hat and puts it on.

He also pulls out a fan and waves it cause we all know that the poop is about to hit the fan.

[Leo Tanner]

Thinking quickly, Leo places a 5 gallon bucket under the hole an fills it half way with Tidy Bowl.  He offers his appologies ta the little man in the littlle boat for what is ta come and dawns one of the haz mat suits that was left in the shelter. 
     "Hang on lumpy, this could get rough"  He straps on a gas mask and waits fer the inevitable...

[Delmonico]

As down it comes, Leo learns you can't put 10 gallons of poop in a 5 gallon bucket.

[Leo Tanner]

As the bucket starts ta over flow Leo fires the bilge pump.  The mix of Trinman's goods an Tie D Bowl disapears.  According ta the plans it should be sent ta the Dismal, but Leo is unaware that who ever did the plumbing was drunk an accidentaly tied the sewer line inta the Ranch's With No Name's well.  Just as he's givin Lumpy a pat on the back fer bein a good trooper he hears a scream come from Del's private shower. 

     With no time ta speculate what the problem may be, He prepares a somber memorial service fer the miniature boat captain who sacrificed so much fer so few. 

[Delmonico]

Knowin' if there is poop involved who caused the problem, Delmonico fires up The Steam Traction Engine and parks it right in front of the privy door.

(Works well with a gas burner when little brother is in one.)

[Leo Tanner]

Leo looks up the hole when he hears the ruckus.  He sees a figgure that looks like his old pal Del, but is blue as a smurf an stinks ta high heaven.  He is despondent figguin only that the green cloud had passed over an mutated all who were caught in it's wake.

     "Best we set this out awhile Lumpy ole pal.  Who knows what we'll find up in that strange new werld.  If it's anythin like the comic books, it won't be perty.  I tell ya that one poor creature up there has hair an skin just as blue...well just as blue as that stuff I poured in that bucket."

 

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster comes riding by and sees Leo down in the Privy.  He wonders outloud if Leo is the new self-appointed Night Soil Man.

[Texas Lawdog]

Or maybe "The Toxic Avenger".

[Leo Tanner]

The last time Leo self-appointed himself ta anythin he thought bein a ferrier meant he'd get ta drive a boat full a passengers back an forth across the Dismal
    The horse shoe shaped scar on his forehead gives him a daily reminder not ta do that again.

[Texas Lawdog]

Leo forgot the old saying, "A man's gotta know his limitations".

[Leo Tanner]

Leo wants ta be home fer Christmas so he an Lumpy venture up the hole an take their chances.  As he mounts his trusty camel in his haz mat suit he features himself as one of the 3 wiseacres er wisemen er whatever. 
     He makes it as far as the ranch an thinks some food an a good night of sleep might be the best way ta start off.