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[Texas Lawdog]

One of the outlaws feels sorry for Trinity and hands him a can of potted meat to eat.

[Trinity]

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!"

Nom Nom Nom

[Delmonico]

And on to Omaha they go!

Will Trinity escape, will he end up in Omaha, will he become sausage?

[Texas Lawdog]

Tune In Tomorrow, Same time, Same station and watch Trinity's never ending saga, "AS THE TRINITY TURNS".

[Delmonico]

Delmonico finishes his bizzness in Naw Ore-leans and takes a passenger train to Omaha.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico finishes his bizzness in Naw Ore-leans and takes a passenger train to Omaha.

And has a 24 oz Porterhouse with all the trimmings in the dining car.

[Trinity]

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[Texas Lawdog]

Trinity knows that it will be a long trip to Omaha and he will have to pace himself on eating the potted meat.

[Ozark Tracker]

since Trinity is gnawing his way through the crate, the outlaws decide to just shove Trinity's crate off the train somewhere near Baton Rouge.

Trinity crawls out of the crate and walks over to the shade and sits down, pulls out his jaw harp and writes a song.



Busted flat in Baton Rouge, headin' for the train,
Feelin' nearly faded as my jeans.
Bobby thumbed a wagon diesel down, just before it rained;
Took us all the way to New Orleans.
I took my harpoon out of my dirty red bandanna,
And was blowing sad while Bobby sang the blues.
With them drivers whip a windshield wipers slappin' time,
And Bobby clappin' hands,
We finally sang up every song that driver knew.

Freedom's just another word for nothing' left to lose:
Nothin' ain't worth nothin' but it's free.
Feeling good was easy, Lord, when Bobby sang the blues.
Feeling good was good enough for me;
Good enough for me and Bobby McGee.

From the coal mines of Kentucky to the California sun,
Bobby shared the secrets of my soul.
Standin' right beside me, Lord, through everything I've done,
Every night she kept me from the cold.
Then somewhere near Salinas, Lord, I let her slip away,
Lookin' for the home I hope she'll find.
And I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday,
Holdin' Bobby's body next to mine.

Freedom's just another word for nothing' left to lose:
Nothin' left is all she left for me.
Feeling good was easy, Lord, when Bobby sang the blues.
Buddy, that was good enough for me;
Good enough for me and Bobby McGee.

La da da la la na na na
La da da na na.
La la la da, Me and Bobby McGee.
La la la la la da da da
La la la da da.
La la la da, Me and Bobby McGee.

La la la la la na na na
La la la da da.
La da da da, Me and Bobby McGee.
La la la la la da da da.................

[Tensleep]

Good voice OT!

[Delmonico]

Delmonico gets to Omaha, looks for Trinity around the stockyards.  He finds nothin' so he shrugs his shoulders and buys a ticket to Dunning.

[Texas Lawdog]

Trinity starts hearin' the Oscar Meyer jingle and starts to sweat.

[Delmonico]

As he wanders along, he meets some folks, Trinity can't understand what they are talkin' about, but they give him Crawdads and okra to eat.

[Trinity]

 

"Oooh!!  They's playin' mah sawng!"

Trinity begins to sing:

Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener
That is what I truly want to be
'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener
Everyone would be in love with me.

"Ah wonner if'n that wienerwagon is aroun' har sommers."

As he wanders along, he meets some folks, Trinity can't understand what they are talkin' about, but they give him Crawdads and okra to eat.

"Shaw is nahce'a theeyum folk ta offer me them snacks 'til Ah fahnd tha Oscar Mayer folk.  Ah lahk them crawly critters, but not that dern okry. "

[Delmonico]

As Trinity wanders on, he meets a guy with a gee-tar.

[Ozark Tracker]

as Trinity listens to the music and eats fried Alligator, a feller in a uniform askes him if he wouldn't like to go with him and get all the food he wants to eat and a place to sleep and a new set of clothes and a rifle to call his own.  Trinity signs the paper with his X  and continues eating while the man talks to some other men standing around. 

[Delmonico]

Next thing ya know Trinity is on a train headed to Airy-zona, with a bunch of other guys.  He has no idea what an Apachie is and who Geronimo is.

[Texas Lawdog]

Trinty arrives at Fort Wegotcha, a few miles from the legendary frontier town of Tombstone.

[Delmonico]

Well they put Geronimo in jail down south
Where he couldn't look the gift horse in the mouth
Sergeant, sergeant, don't you feel
There's something wrong with that automobil
Governor, governor, isn't it strange
They didn't have no cars on the Indian range
Warden, warden, please listen to me
Be brave and set Geronimo free

Whoa boys, take me back
I want to ride in Geronimo's Cadillac
Whoa boys, take me back
I want to ride in Geronimo's Cadillac
Let me ride, let me ride


Warden, warden, don't you know
Prisoners have no place to go
They took old Geronimo by storm
Ripped off the feathers from his uniform


Jesus tells me I believe its true
The red man is in the sunset too
Took all his land, now they won't give it back
And they sent Geronimo a Cadillac

Whoa boys, take me back
I want to ride in Geronimo's Cadillac
Whoa boys, take me back
I want to ride in Geronimo's Cadillac
Let me ride, let me ride

[Delmonico]

As Trinity and the other guys get off the train, some important lookin' guy is watchin'.