Newbrassky

[Texas Lawdog]

Del, I sent you a PM.  I really enjoy those old steam threshing machines on RFD  TV.

[Leo Tanner]

Leo floats in the Dismal (water's so thick a bowlin ball would float) and lets the catfishies nibble away the grime from his privy adventure. 
     Gets ta thinkin, "We's could open us up one a them day spa's ritche 'ear.  Bring out them girls from Californy with all the munny an see what they'd pay fer a good catfishie ex-foley-aten"
     Leo climbs up the bank of the Dismal feelin refreshed an tends ta his shootin irons.

[Delmonico]

Leo floats in the Dismal (water's so thick a bowlin ball would float) and lets the catfishies nibble away the grime from his privy adventure. 
     Gets ta thinkin, "We's could open us up one a them day spa's ritche 'ear.  Bring out them girls from Californy with all the munny an see what they'd pay fer a good catfishie ex-foley-aten"
     Leo climbs up the bank of the Dismal feelin refreshed an tends ta his  shitin shootin irons.

[Ozark Tracker]

well now Del, ya gotta give him credit for crawling out,  last time Trinity fell in, ya memeber he floated all the way to Memphis for he made it out. 

[Leo Tanner]

Tied maself off ta a rock. 
     An ya just might be right 'bout them irons Del--least til several rounds is fired ta clear em good an propper.

[Texas Lawdog]

Trinity made his own version of "Rollin' On Tha River".

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

[Texas Lawdog]

Trinity makes it to the Gulf of Mexico and tries his hand at "body surfin'" in the Gulf.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity body surfs for a coupla hours, crawls up outa the water and sees a sign,  not being able to figure out the letters he turns around and starts walking home.

[Texas Lawdog]

OT, My goodness, Total Nudity!   I hope that Trinity doesn't vapor lock.

[Leo Tanner]

I don't imagine Sherleen would 'prove.

     Turn back Trin, ya only live once!

[Delmonico]

Delmonico sees Trinity, lost and wanderin' round Naw Or-leans, he ropes him, crates him and puts him on a fieght train with an address label..

To Mr. Delmonico

Ranch With No Name

Dismal River Near Dunning Newbrassky

Before the crate is loaded, Delmonico has a thought ans puts in some air holes, shredded newspaper and some lettuce.

[Trinity]

Sickened by the smell of lettuce, Trinity shoves it through the holes in the crate.   A little while later, his stomach begins to rumble, so he starts to gnaw on the wood on the other side of the crate.

[Leo Tanner]

"You hve shown great cruelty in recent days Del.  Givin Trinman nothin but lettuce?  Nailin the privy shut o'er ma head?"
     Leo ponders the sitchyation.  The man's got too much pented up angrys in im.  Gotta be sumpthin we can do ta bring his spirits high. 

[Ozark Tracker]

ya got ta remember Leo,  along bout this time of the year, Del starts collecting points towards lumps of Coal in his Christmas Stockin,  ya got ta have a lot of Coal to fend off them winter winds.

[Delmonico]

"You hve shown great cruelty in recent days Del.  Givin Trinman nothin but lettuce?  Nailin the privy shut o'er ma head?"
     Leo ponders the sitchyation.  The man's got too much pented up angrys in im.  Gotta be sumpthin we can do ta bring his spirits high. 

Arthurs Note:  (Rather than have to burn cow chips all winter and they won't work well in a steam traction engine, The Ranch With No Name needs coal.  Well other than buyin' it or minin' it, where do you get coal from?  Think now December 24th.)

"He's makin' a list, checkin' it twice, gonna find out who's naughty and nice."

After lookin' over the latest list, Delmonico is put down for another 300 pounds of coal.

[Trinity]

Trinity gnaws a hole just big enough to get his head stuck in... or is it out...

[Delmonico]

Trinity gnaws a hole just big enough to get his head stuck in... or is it out...

the train then rolls to a stop and three guys with guns and bandannas pulled over their faces open the door to the car.

[Ozark Tracker]

They shove Trinity's crate out on a flat car with a trailer load of hogs is just in front of his car, bound fer Omaha      

[Trinity]

*Sniff* *Sniff*  "Foooood!!!!"