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[Leo Tanner]

Least he dinn't cut the rope.
     Aint the first $%^& hole I had ta shoot ma way outta.

[Delmonico]

Least he dinn't cut the rope.
     Aint the first $%^& hole I had ta shoot ma way outta.

(Check the barrels first, don't need a bulged barrel from shootin' with an obstuction.)

[Leo Tanner]

Run a few pages of the Sears & Roebuck catalog threw em.  Hve no ideer what the rod I used once was.  Thinkin' hambone from last Christmas but not sure.  Desperate times lead ta desperate measures. 
     Time ta get outta here an go about clean up.

[Texas Lawdog]

Leo, I still got that high-pressure ready.

[Delmonico]

Leo, I still got that high-pressure ready.

We could have steam cleaned him if he hadn't of shot The Steam Traction Engine, but if he'd a not shot it, he wouldn't need steam cleaned.

[Leo Tanner]

Leo crawls outta the freshly ventalated privy and makes his way ta the Dismal on hands an knees.
      "When ya do right no one 'mebers, when ya do wrong no on fergets--<hack choke>"

[Texas Lawdog]

Leo, Ain't that the way it always happens.

[Silver Creek Slim]

"That'll add a wagon load of coal ta Del's Christmas present."

[Texas Lawdog]

That's a bummer Man!

[Delmonico]

Delmonico rides into Dunning, puts Reuben in the Livery Stable and heads east on the CB&Q.

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster heads over to the Ranch with a new supply of corn cobs for the outhouse.

[Texas Lawdog]

You can never have enough cobs on hand. I hate to hunt for one of those things at night in the dark.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico arrives in Omaha, changes trains and heads on east.

[Texas Lawdog]

Del, Did you catch the stage or you ridin' Rueben?

[Delmonico]

Del, Did you catch the stage or you ridin' Rueben?

Neither, got off the CB&Q and transfered to the Rock Island.

[Trinity]

Just before Sod Buster leaves, Trinity catches up to him.  "Stranger, you properly storin' that cone, raht?  It's pert' near tahm fer me ta come pick up a load fer #5."

[Sod Buster]

Follow me back with your wagon.  We'll shovel her full.

[Trinity]

Trinity runs to the shed and hooks his wagon to Jolly Jumper and squeaks and grinds his way over to the soddy.  When he gets there, he asks: "Ya got any earl?  Seems mah wheels is a maht rusty."

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster points to the pail of axle grease that is always hanging on his wagon....
"Stick yer hand in there and grab some"   

[Texas Lawdog]

Say GREASE! DAMMIT!