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[Trinity]

"Zaklee.  Do Ah gotta edjamacate ya ever' tahm?  Spakin' of cone, that stuff must be up ta waist high by now, raht?  Mebbe Ah needs ta come out yonder ta in-spec'."

[Leo Tanner]

OK Fellers (an any Lasses who should wanna partake)

      3 an one half an hour til the Solistace is ofisshal.  As promised I been workin ma fingers ta the bone on feast foods.  I made several of these ta make sure there's nuff fer all. I declare I handled more hearts an livers than ole Doc Frakenstein his self.  Even put fancy little tags on em to give em a festive aire an all. 



Now I jus gotta give em 3 hours er so to cook up so we outta be in tall cotton at jus the right time.  Beerox 'll be ready 'bout the same times.

     Now who bringed the mead?  Gotta have me some mead with ma Haggis.


Leo 

[Texas Lawdog]

And Lots of Single Mart Scotch.

[Sod Buster]

Spakin' of cone, that stuff must be up ta waist high by now, raht?  Mebbe Ah needs ta come out yonder ta in-spec'."

Come on out.  I've got some grain too.  I've got some sour mash fermentin' <hic>.

[Sod Buster]

Now who bringed the mead?  Gotta have me some mead with ma Haggis.

Dang, it isn't Robbie Burns Day (Jan 25)

TIME TO CUT THE HAGGIS!
To The Haggis!   

[Marshal harpoluke]

 


to the Haggis.

[Leo Tanner]

I can't tell if yonder nekkid man is dancin er convulson.  I follered all the 'structions fer sewin them guts up. 

     Hope he's OK, I'se right proud of the endevor.

[Texas Lawdog]

Del returns to the Ranch with No Name to start a Chinese Elm tree farm to protect the enviornment. He has gain praise from the worldwide treehugger association.

[Ozark Tracker]

Del returns to the Ranch with No Name to start a Chinese Elm tree farm to protect the enviornment. He has gain praise from the worldwide treehugger association.

as Del plants the last baby Chinese Elm tree, he stops and ponders on the future and about how many of them new fangled automobiles his trees will trap in the future.  he smiles

ole Santa up to the North Pole marks him down for a few pounds of coal fer next winter.

[Texas Lawdog]

Looks like he'll have plenty of them switches growed up.

[Delmonico]

A large frieght wagon pulls up to The Ranch With No Name, the teamsters unload several crates into Delmonico's workshop, withBall Mason Jar Co . stenciled on the crates.  Delmonico locks the door, hitches the team to the wagon, loads a coupele spades and some gunny sacks up and heads off with out a word.

[Sod Buster]

Since Trinity didn't make it to Sod Buster's soddy, Sod Buster decideds to sample the sour mash by himself.
Soon his brain begins to hurt.

[Texas Lawdog]

My uncle Will has a "still" on the hill where he lays down a gallon or two.

[Trinity]

Trinity opens the door of the soddy and find's Sod Buster passed out at his table.  "Wail, that 'splains whah he di'n't answer mah knockin'." 

He takes up Sod Buster's half drunk jug of sour mash and samples it.

[Delmonico]

Trinity opens the door of the soddy and find's Sod Buster passed out at his table.  "Wail, that 'splains whah he di'n't answer mah knockin'." 

He takes up Sod Buster's half drunk jug of sour mash and samples it.

Delmonico drives up, sees them both passed out and leaves a note for Sodbuster:

When ya wake up I need a wagon load a 'maters up at the ranch, If I'm not there, put them in the cellar and leave me the bill, great new money maker on tap.  Or if ya want to provide the 'maters I'll cut ya in for a percent.

Delmonico

PS, Do you have any thistles on the place?

[Leo Tanner]

Leo watches the activity.  Taters an maters with Mason jars.  Sounds like Bloody Marrys are comin.
     Prolly a dumb idea.  Like thinkin the ranch with no name could easily be called the "Bar Stool"  Don mess with tradition Leo, it aint yer place.
     Catsup would be nice too  

[Ozark Tracker]

The story about Sod buster and Trinity being passed out drunk gets back to the Ladies prayer group down to the local chuch and they protest drinking.

[Trinity]

Ozark Tracker nudges Trinity and shows him the Tintype which frightens Trinity.  "Is that ol' she-devil step-maw of mahn in among theeyum?"

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark puts on his specks and looks,  it may be her,

I know last time she was in town, she gave Miss Collinwoods and the girls a hard time, she may be on an Alcohol kick now.

[Trinity]

"Ah 'member she had her a hatchet an' was a-takin' ta rernin' mah recipe."

His mother-in'laws name is Carry Nation and she has her hatchet.

Oh his way to visit Trinity and congratulate him, Sod Buster passes a mean old woman on the road.


Sod Buster immediately recognizes her and puts the whip to the horses to get to Trinity before she does.  Sod Buster does not want to loose Trinity as a corn customer and occasional drinkin' buddy.

Trinity looks closer at the tintype and has Ozark Tracker tell him what their sign says.  "Ain' no worry 'bout that!  Not even a pole cat would wanna touch his leeups ta theeyum. "