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[Trinity]

"Ooooooh!!!  It's mah fav-o-ryte kinfolk!!!  Ol' Granny makes tha best recipe on tha whole mountain!  She one tha blue ribbon at tha fa'r ev'ry yair, but she won' give up tha secrit.  Mebbe she'll make some fer us."

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity takes Granny out to still #1 the first one Trinity built when he arrived,  Granny starts making the mash fer a big batch of the recipe

[Sod Buster]

Soon Granny starts using the still to make a batch of lye soap for Trinity.  <--Sherlene's idea! 

[Texas Lawdog]

Everybody is sittin' around the cement pond watchin' the soap boil.

[Trinity]

Trinity walks up to the kettle and wrinkles his nose.  "Granny, this ain' yore recipe! "

Trinity lifts the lid and sniffs.  "Tarnation!  It's... it's... it's soap!!   Uncle Jaid, she done rernt mah steel!! "

[Leo Tanner]

What the heck all is goin on up in here
     Someone gived me a map an a book 'bout a thousand pages long an sent me on down  
   
Well I guess I could use some lye soap, I hear it'll leave skin fit fer a beauty queen!

[Ozark Tracker]

well when ya get cleaned up come on up to the ranch house,  Del may be cooking later,  you can meet Frankenbird 

[Leo Tanner]

Thanks fer the invite
     Meantime, I found somthin interestin on this strange box here

[Texas Lawdog]

Petticoat Junction!

[Delmonico]

Delmonico sees two new hands for the ranch, he hollors, "Slim, you better get out and rustle someones steer to feed these guys or I'm gonna have to butcher one a yours."

Delmonico puts down a big platter of fried chicken, smashed taters and dried apricot pie.

"By the way Slim, you might get that Mighty 10 out, a hawk got 3 of yer chickens today."

[Sod Buster]

Just then a new political commercial comes on the "box".  The guy in it looks somewhat familiar:

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Ya sure it wasn't a blue plate." 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Yea, one of the special ones! 

[Trinity]

While everyone is talking about the hawk, Trinity helps himself to the platter.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico makes bacon and eggs for breakfast, does the dishes and then saddles Reuben and heads for Dunning,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,again.

[Trinity]

Trinity puts down the second to last chicken leg when he sees the breakfast platter.  He wipes his mouth on his sleeve and walks over to the bacon and eggs. 

"Mmmmmmmmmmm!!"

[Texas Lawdog]

Trinity finished off the bacon and eggs then goes back to the chicken and eats the last chicken leg. He then says," I heardd that they is some waffles that went with the chikin, where is they at? I iz still horhgy.

[Trinity]

*RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE*

"Mmmmmm!  Chicken an' Waffles jes lahk mammy used ta make!"

[Ozark Tracker]

I think they got that at that new eating place up ta town,  you know where the 1 legged woman works.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico gets to Dunning, puts Reuben in the livery stable and looks for something to eat while waiting for the train.  He sees a place called "The Fowl Waffle House", passes and goes to the saloon and orders a steak.