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Trinity · March 15, 2005, 08:45:26 PM

"Hmmm. Ain' that called a Flambé? Ah finally done somethin' right

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Joyce (AnnieLee) · March 15, 2005, 08:56:39 PM

(Dang it, that was weird. I was going to post her saying it was suet flambe' or flaming fat, but Trinity beat me to it!)

Delmonico · March 16, 2005, 01:29:24 AM

Over 5 hours later every one has went to bed and Delmonico is still watchin' the Suet Puddin' Flambe' burn. Trinity tried but again it was not a good idea, course Delmonico should have never lite it. And where is that damned Hand Tub when you need him?

Since he will not be here when Slim gets here in the morning he leaves Slim a note and a can. "Gopher Grease was by last night, he brought this for you from the future, he thought you would like it. See you push ths button on the can and cheese comes out of the nozzle."

Going to the ice box the other is a success, there is a muffin pan and instead of muffins there are little suet puddin's with sticks in them, suet puddin' pops, for Trinity.

And Delmonico takes some cooked beets and some cooked potatoes and some of the left over roast. He chops it up and fries it in butter and puts the plate in the warmin' oven of the stove. On the table he leaves a note. "FFg in the warmin' oven there is some RED FLANNEL HASH."

He also leaves a note, hope to be back a little afternoon tommorrow, if the Doc don't quarrentine me with this psedo-smallpox.

If so I'll be back when I can.

Silver Creek Slim · March 16, 2005, 11:17:22 AM

That mold can cause pseudo-smallpox.

Slim reads the note from Del, grabs the can, walks to the front door and grabs his "Mighty Ten" that was waiting for him. Once outside in the front yard, a "thunk, thunk" is heard. Slim throws the can high in the air and pulls both triggers. Fake cheese comes down all o'er the snow.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · March 16, 2005, 12:45:06 PM

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother steps out on the porch in time to see the yellow-orangish slimy stuff falling from the sky. She quickly steps back inside, mumbling, "Looks like God has one nasty sinus infection."

Delmonico · March 16, 2005, 04:45:49 PM

I 'spose slim is gonna be upset that I'm to tired to cook tonight and were havin' Peanut butter and Cheese Whiz samwhiches fer supper.

Silver Creek Slim · March 16, 2005, 05:34:50 PM

"I'll eat peanut butter, but not that yellow-orange goo."

Delmonico · March 16, 2005, 06:47:21 PM

The FFg and I do, but only with peanut butter. Funny folks 2000 miles away would come up with such a thing.

Trinity · March 16, 2005, 07:34:59 PM

"Dad-burn it, Slim! While Ah do looooooooooove real cheeses of all varieties and smells, Ah also like that there cheese in a can. After all, it does have real cheese in it, believe it or not. (Cheddar cheese (milk, cheese cultures, salt, enzymes), whey, water, partially hydrogenated soybean oil, sodium phosphate, salte carrageenan, modified corn starch, natural flavor, lactic acid, annatto (color), and oleoresin paprika. CAUTION Contents under pressure. Do not puncture...

Thanks fer them puddin' pops, Delmonico. That was right nice of you! Oh, did you ever get that fire put out? T'is a shame ta see all that alcohol burt off, though." Trinity chomps on a suet pudding pop and wonders what Bill Cosby would think of these.

gophergrease · March 16, 2005, 08:47:03 PM

GG, pops in with a beter gift for Slim.

Note left with it,

If that black fling thing ever comes for you, use this.

P.S. the 5 wooden box each have 2 cans of 250 rounlds of ammo. Have fun.
your friend, GG

Delmonico · March 16, 2005, 10:13:01 PM

Delmonico comes up the stairs with a cardboard box. "Hey Slimm gopher Grease forgot this in the kitchen, I think it's fer you. A whole case of airy-sol cheese."

Joyce (AnnieLee) · March 16, 2005, 10:14:12 PM

Quote from: Delmonico on March 16, 2005, 06:47:21 PM
The FFg and I do, but only with peanut butter. Funny folks 2000 miles away would come up with such a thing.

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother gets all huffy. "I do NOT! No one in their right mind would eat God snot!"

(But *I* do! But when I was a "punk kid" I also ate ketchup sandwiches, and scabana sandwiches. A scabana sandwich is peanut butter and bananas. When I was preggers, for a while all I could eat without vomiting was liver sausage sandwiches with Miracle Whip, on white bread. But don't tell the Frumpy Fairy Godmother that, she doesn't think I exist. Bwaa haa haa, she's such a puppet.

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Delmonico · March 16, 2005, 10:53:12 PM

Delmonico steps outside for a bit before going to bed. The porch is a glow in a strange flickerin' oranageish light. Delmonico looks out accross the yard to the source of the flickerin light.

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I wish Hand Tub would come back and put out that stooooopid Suet Puddin' Flambe'."

Silver Creek Slim · March 17, 2005, 10:02:34 AM

Quote from: Trinity on March 16, 2005, 07:34:59 PM
"Dad-burn it, Slim! While Ah do looooooooooove real cheeses of all varieties and smells, Ah also like that there cheese in a can. After all, it does have real cheese in it, believe it or not. (Cheddar cheese (milk, cheese cultures, salt, enzymes), whey, water, partially hydrogenated soybean oil, sodium phosphate, salte carrageenan, modified corn starch, natural flavor, lactic acid, annatto (color), and oleoresin paprika. CAUTION Contents under pressure. Do not puncture...

"I didn't puncture it."

Silver Creek Slim · March 17, 2005, 10:08:34 AM

Quote from: gophergrease on March 16, 2005, 08:47:03 PM
GG, pops in with a beter gift for Slim.

Note left with it,

If that black fling thing ever comes for you, use this.

P.S. the 5 wooden box each have 2 cans of 250 rounlds of ammo. Have fun.
your friend, GG

"Thanks, GG, I might find a use fer it even if that thang don't come back."

Silver Creek Slim · March 17, 2005, 10:24:00 AM

Slim put the case of yeller-orange goo in the yard and sets up his new "toy", that GG gave him, on the front porch. He takes out one can of ammo and loads the "toy". "Good-bye yeller-orange goo!" He pulls the trigger. Yeller-orange goo flies all o'er the place.

Delmonico · March 17, 2005, 10:37:05 AM

And the Suet Puddin' Flambe' still sits on it's irun trivent flickin' away as kind of an eternal flame.

It's a good thing we didn't have a serious fire, the Dismal River Fire Department seems pretty dismal.

Silver Creek Slim · March 17, 2005, 10:41:20 AM

"Who's the Chief fer this fire haus?"

Joyce (AnnieLee) · March 17, 2005, 10:52:30 AM

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother steps out on the porch where she sees the eternal flambe' and the yellow-orange goo all over the ground. Without saying a word, she slowly, carefully, steps backwords until she is back in the house. She closes the door and stands there a moment, her face covered with her hands as she shudders.

Trinity · March 17, 2005, 08:30:49 PM

Quote from: AnnieLee on March 16, 2005, 10:14:12 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on March 16, 2005, 06:47:21 PM
The FFg and I do, but only with peanut butter. Funny folks 2000 miles away would come up with such a thing.
The Frumpy Fairy Godmother gets all huffy. "I do NOT! No one in their right mind would eat God snot!"

(But *I* do! But when I was a "punk kid" I also ate ketchup sandwiches, and scabana sandwiches. A scabana sandwich is peanut butter and bananas. When I was preggers, for a while all I could eat without vomiting was liver sausage sandwiches with Miracle Whip, on white bread. But don't tell the Frumpy Fairy Godmother that, she doesn't think I exist. Bwaa haa haa, she's such a puppet. )

Trinity just lost his fabled iron stomach! He was doing fine through the peanut butter and bananas because he likes that too, but then the liver sausage and miracle whip part..... OOOh, it happened again! Gotta clean up now, The Cat is sniffing around the mess!