Newbrassky

[Silver Creek Slim]

Back when I was young and cute and adept, my sister's and I easily had Madeline, the canoe, going more than 5 MPH. Before my sailboat died of lead poisoning, it was difficult to keep it from going over 5 MPH. She wanted to race!



AnnieLee, who thinks Slim didn't like her Bangpine pic.

Sorry, I missed it somehow. It looks much better than my second poodarine. 

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Back when I was young and cute and adept, my sister's and I easily had Madeline, the canoe, going more than 5 MPH. Before my sailboat died of lead poisoning, it was difficult to keep it from going over 5 MPH. She wanted to race!



AnnieLee, who thinks Slim didn't like her Bangpine pic.

Sorry, I missed it somehow. It looks much better than my second poodarine. 

Ah, but the second poodarine made me blow Pepsi out my nose! That doesn't happen very often.



AnnieLee

[gophergrease]

Top this..................
Choco-Moose

[Trinity]

Trinity steps up onto the porch after visiting his still all day when he sees the Choco-Moose and yells:

"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH!"

Turning white, Trinity falls backwards off of the porch into the snow.  Whether he passed out before falling or after is still a mystery today.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

"That isn't a Delmonico sculpture, is it? If it was, I'd wonder if it was chocolate or poop."

[Delmonico]

If ya ate nothin' but chok-o-lite would ya have chock-o-lite poop?  Would that be kinda like the monkey coffee beans?  Sides that ain't honey just bee barf?  Do you know what the white stuff in chicken poop is? 

Mean while back at the ranch, Delmonico comes out of his office and makes a samwhich fer a late supper.  Sourdough rye bread, cold deer roast, sharp cheddar cheese and mustard and horseraddish.   While he is makin' the samwhich he says, "Ya know Walgen lake ain't that far from here, we might have to see about this lake monster, if'n they reported it in a London paper, it must be true.  Remember though the Game and Parks Commision says if we catch it we have to put it back." 

[Silver Creek Slim]

"That isn't a Delmonico sculpture, is it? If it was, I'd wonder if it was chocolate or poop."

I just 'bout had ta wipe water offa my screen. 

[Silver Creek Slim]

Walgren Lake

[Russ T Chambers]

Did someone mention Moose Poop???       

[Silver Creek Slim]

[Delmonico]

Chock-O-Lite Moose poop, with a hard candy shell,  melts in yer mouth, not in yer hand.

But where is the Walgren Lake Monster.  And that handicap fishing pier worries me, are they using these folks for bait?

[Silver Creek Slim]

But where is the Walgren Lake Monster.  And that handicap fishing pier worries me, are they using these folks for bait?

It would appear so. 

Slim

[Delmonico]

Bad news it seems that there are a lot of lakes and rivers round this country infected with these things.   An we worry about sharks.    There be some up yer way Slim, be carful if'n ya go fishing or swimmin'.

http://www.geocities.com/nessie_hunter/LakeCryptids.html

They must be there, someone's done give em' a Taxanomical name.   

We must do sumthin' Slim, we must post a reeeeward fer the first person ta catch one a deeees and bring it to the ranch.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Lake Winnebago! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I'll post a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeward of 200 <whisper on> Confederate <whisper off> dollars fer the first person ta catch one a dees lake monsters and bring it ta the ranch. 

[Trinity]

If ya ate nothin' but chok-o-lite would ya have chock-o-lite poop?  Would that be kinda like the monkey coffee beans?  Sides that ain't honey just bee barf?  Do you know what the white stuff in chicken poop is? 
...

Alfredo sauce 

[Delmonico]

Nope, it's nothin' but white chicken poop.

[gophergrease]

I'll post a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeward of 200 <whisper on> Confederate <whisper off> dollars fer the first person ta catch one a dees lake monsters and bring it ta the ranch. 

[gophergrease]

Do I get the $200.00, I don finded the monster??





Used moose poop for bait.

[gophergrease]

Super tonite:

Fried 'fish?'
Hushpuppies
Bater dipped onions

[Russ T Chambers]

Lake Winnebago! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I'll post a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeward of 200 <whisper on> Confederate <whisper off> dollars fer the first person ta catch one a dees lake monsters and bring it ta the ranch. 

Been on all of the followin' in Wisconsin (Brown's Lake, Devil's Lake, Lake Geneva, Pewaukee Lake, Lake Winnebago) and ain't seen no monster. Been in Pyramid Lake in Nevada, and ani't seen no critter.   But heard stories about people disapperin' on the lake, and no bodies found.