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[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark looks at the meals Trinity is carrying,  cooked them yerself?  he asks

[Trinity]

"Yeah, whah?  C'mon, deeg eeyun.


"Oh!  Ah jus' 'membered!  Ol' Sherlene, is 'posed ta have a meal pre-pared fer tha fambly.  If'n any of y'awll wanna come, jes brang mah turkey an' dressin' an' let's git in tha buckbode an' have ol' Ruben take us."

[Ozark Tracker]

before the last word is out of Trinity's mouth, the wagon is loaded and the boys are hollering fer Trinity to come on.

[Trinity]

When they arrive, they find that Sherlene is just finishing serving the table for the group...






... and a separate table for Trinity and litl trinity.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Before the fellers can sit down Trinity and litl trinity have reduced the four turkeys to bare bones.  There is very little else left except vegetables!

[Trinity]

Sherlene just smiles and says:  "Them boys shore do have an appetite.  I was prepared for this."

With that she gets up and goes to the kitchen and returns with another turkey stuffed with vegetables so that Trinity and litl trinity wouldn't eat any.

[Ozark Tracker]

as the boys are eating the turkey, they talk about how much litl trinity is like big Trinity.

[Trinity]

[Steel Horse Bailey]

A Drummer, I see ...

He's certainly had plenty of drumsticks! 

[Silver Creek Slim]

"I think that boy needs a Dr. Kellogg treatment." 

[Trinity]

"Yaw'll leave mah litl trinity alone.  He's only a ye'r ol'!"

[Delmonico]

"Yaw'll leave mah litl trinity alone.  He's only a ye'r ol'!"

What does he think about the twins that are due in January

[Trinity]

"What, did you an' miss Collin'wood shack up?"

[Ozark Tracker]

I heard Sherlene say she had a pair in the oven, I thought she was talking bout them turkeys she cooked 

[Delmonico]

"What, did you an' miss Collin'wood shack up?"

Delmonico whaps Trinity with a 4X2 board, "you mean Mr's Trinity hasn't told you, you didn't notice."

[Trinity]

I heard Sherlene say she had a pair in the oven, I thought she was talking bout them turkeys she cooked 

"She prolly was.  She had ta make a couple extry fer her an' tha girl an' her mama'n'fambly."

Delmonico whaps Trinity with a 4X2 board, "you mean Mr's Trinity hasn't told you, you didn't notice."

"Oww!  Ah hain' been har in quite a spail ta heah her ramble on.  I don' know what on earf you could be tawkin' 'bout?" 

Trinity glances at Sherlene and whispers to Del.  "She's been busy a-bakin' Christmas cookies.  Shaw looks lahk she's been a tastin' a few, don' it."

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Trinity, me Lad, Del is tryin ta tell ya yer wife is in tha family way, dontcha know!

[Trinity]

"Yeah, sometahms, she gits in mah way, but never tha who fambly at onct.  She ain' that beeug."

[Delmonico]

Delmonico says, "fooled ya, ya been worryin' 'bout that all day."

{Santa puts Demonico down for another 1/4 ton of coal.}

[Trinity]

Trinity looks back at his wife and wipes the sweat from his brow.  It has once again been proven that denial is the answer for all his troubles.