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[Sod Buster]

Out at his Soddy, Sod Buster remembers the FFG with a silent prayer and a look to the heavens.   

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim fills a cup with hot coffee and sits on the porch ta watch the sunrise.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico watches him from the kitchen window and says, "Durn fool, the sun ain't comin' up, the horizion is goin' down."

[Trinity]

Overhearing this, Trinity jolts awake in his hammock.  After twisting, flipping and flopping, he finally falls out and runs around the yard shouting "Tha skah's fawlin', tha skah's fawlin'!"

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim rolls his eyes and watches Trinity run around.

[Trinity]

Trinity continues to run around, all the while ducking lower until he is crawling on the ground where he falls asleep.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim throws pebbles on Trinity.

[Ozark Tracker]

in his sleep Trinity opens his mouth and eats all he can catch.

[Trinity]

He begins talking in his sleep.  "Don' let Barney have none!  He'll ate'm awll."

[Sod Buster]

in his sleep Trinity opens his mouth and eats all he can catch.

Sod Buster quickly substitutes the cow's milk with soy milk!  

[Trinity]

Trinity starts choking and awakens in a violent fit.  Tasting the soy milk, Trinity screams "Jes what is ya trahin ta do, keeyul me?  Ah need me a drank-a sumpin' rale!"

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster hands him a glass of goat milk.

[Trinity]

"Wail, Ah don' normally drank this, 'cep' fer in tha mawnin' wif Sherlene's panecakes.  Ah was thankin' of sumpin' maw lahk what's in tha jug yonder."

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark gets a little of the goat's milk and goes to make some gravy

[Trinity]

"Now, that's a good idear!  Ya gonna ate it awl yerse'f or ya gonna come back?"

[Ozark Tracker]

well if we can find us a little fresh ham we'll fry it up and have a little goat's milk gravy to lap it in.

[Silver Creek Slim]

"There should be some ham in Stoney's smokehouse out yonder."

[Trinity]

"Ah wouldn't mahnd a slash of hayum, but until it's ready, Ah'll take some gravy in this."  Trinity hands Ozark Tracker a large mug.

[Ozark Tracker]

with 2.   5 gallon pots of gravy made and a 3rd almost ready, Ozark gives Trinty a great big mug.  Ozark then sends Trinity to the smokehouse to see if he can find a hunk of ham to cook.

[Trinity]

Trinity returns dragging two large sides.  "One fer me an' one fer y'all."