Newbrassky

Delmonico · January 13, 2005, 10:05:55 AM

Slim, since you be the moderator here would you please read the name of this forum to yerself 5 times.

If'n that don't work write the title on the blackboard 1000 times.

(No cut and paste on blackboards.

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Please get this straight cause the wagons is just over the hill.

Silver Creek Slim · January 13, 2005, 10:22:27 AM

"Tall tales. Tall tales. Tall tales. Tall tales. Tall tales."

Joyce (AnnieLee) · January 13, 2005, 10:38:26 AM

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother shoots a look at Delmonico, then whispers to Slim:

"Don't worry, he makes a lot of stuff up."

Silver Creek Slim · January 13, 2005, 10:44:41 AM

"Ya mean we don't have a cattle ranch in Newbrasssssky?"

Scattered Thumbs · January 13, 2005, 11:07:45 AM

LOOK!! There goes an Hell-in-computer from the too quiet thread!

Scattered Thumbs · January 13, 2005, 11:12:04 AM

Quote from: Delmonico on January 13, 2005, 10:05:55 AMplease read the name of this forum to yerself 5 times.

If he clacks his heels will he go to Kansas?

Silver Creek Slim · January 13, 2005, 11:13:41 AM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
"Last time one o' dem contraptions flew o'er they carried me off. I gotta hide."

Silver Creek Slim · January 13, 2005, 11:14:47 AM

Quote from: Scattered Thumbs on January 13, 2005, 11:12:04 AM
Quote from: Delmonico on January 13, 2005, 10:05:55 AMplease read the name of this forum to yerself 5 times.

If he clacks his heels will he go to Kansas?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not Kansas!

Scattered Thumbs · January 13, 2005, 11:19:47 AM

Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on January 13, 2005, 11:13:41 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
"Last time one o' dem contraptions flew o'er they carried me off. I gotta hide."

Well...you could hide in.... well... KANSAS

Scattered Thumbs · January 13, 2005, 11:21:20 AM

Oops I guess I missed that last post of yours. NOT!

Delmonico · January 13, 2005, 11:26:17 AM

Just then 25 freight wagons pull up to the ranch bringing.............................
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a modern (for the 1880's) 3 story house all prefabbed and shipped out to Newbrasskey, like the famous one The Bay State Cattle Company shipped to Sioux County.

Silver Creek Slim · January 13, 2005, 11:29:47 AM

"Are we opening up a hotel?"

Scattered Thumbs · January 13, 2005, 11:36:01 AM

Are you going to open a "billiards" parlour?

Silver Creek Slim · January 13, 2005, 11:38:00 AM

Quote from: Scattered Thumbs on January 13, 2005, 11:36:01 AM
Are you going to open a "billiards" parlour?

"We wouldn't be able ta get ya outta there."

Delmonico · January 13, 2005, 11:52:58 AM

You two just get out of the way and let these guys get it put up.

They're on a skeedual, they got to have it up by this time next week, that's when the furnature and carpets are comin' in, so Slim, please wipe yer feet.

Silver Creek Slim · January 13, 2005, 12:15:46 PM

"Carpets? Fancy!"

Joyce (AnnieLee) · January 13, 2005, 12:29:58 PM

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother's jaw drops open and she gawks a bit, then her jaw snaps shut as she turns on Delmonico.

"Where in the blue blazes did you get the money to buy a house? Did you hold up a train??"

Delmonico · January 13, 2005, 12:52:56 PM

I sold my diamond mine in Wyoming to some English Earl.

Silver Creek Slim · January 13, 2005, 12:54:21 PM

"There are diamond mines in Wyomin?"

Joyce (AnnieLee) · January 13, 2005, 01:05:21 PM

"And how can you have a pre-fab fireplace?"