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Started by Delmonico, September 18, 2004, 11:20:32 PM

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Delmonico

The 7 knot hangmans noose was traditionaly used for horse thieves and the 13 knot one was used for murderers. ;D ;D ;D  If someone called ya dumb ya just shot them. :o :o ;D :D ;)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Silver Creek Slim

"Okay, I'll use me new rifle."  ;D

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Joyce (AnnieLee)

The audience sees that rifle and gives a collective:

"Ohhhhhh.... Ni.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.ce....."

:D


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Nasty Lady

Delmonico

I hope Slim didn't pay to much fer that rifle, they done made it outa cheap brass and the fergot ta put the loadin' gate and the forearm on it. :o :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D ;)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Russ T Chambers

Quote from: Delmonico on January 12, 2005, 05:23:40 PM
I hope Slim didn't pay to much fer that rifle, they done made it outa cheap brass and the fergot ta put the loadin' gate and the forearm on it. :o :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D ;)

Slim

Add two more twists to that knot, and it might work on someone impugning the dignity of one's rifle. ::) ;D ;D ;D
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Delmonico

Bet it shoots them wimpy peeestol catridges too!!!!! ;D ;D ::) ;) ;)   Member how long it took that fellar ta die when Gus shot him with his Henry!!!!! :P :P
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

gophergrease

Del, have you unpacked the wagon loads yet? I ant seen what it has you had to order from back east.

Delmonico

I rode out about noon, the wagons was about 20 miles south of us.  They will be here in the mornin'.  We will be a right modern operation then, just like that fancy out fit off North-West of us.  Ya know that one the folks from Massycuuusists own, the Bay State Cattle Company. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

We will have 'equipment" and "supplies" as fancy as their's. ;D ;D ::) ::) :o :o ;D ;) ;)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

Er, uh excuse me, but kin we go back to talkin' about makin' cake in Delmonico's extry big dutch oven?  Ah shore like Cake!!!!  So long as Miss Annie leaves them young'uns out of the pot, Ah'll be happy.  Ya got any chawk-lit, Delmonico?  That's mah favorite!  If'n ya need me to, Ah can ride to town and git us some.  Uh... Ah can also git some spirits fer us too!  What do you think?  ;D ;D ;D ;D
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

gophergrease

Trinity, if you do the mixn, I'll make you one.

I got a bit of rum, and an orange. As always I got plenty of coco.
Dont think we need to use that new one, a bit big.

Trinity

Ain't no need to mix the rum with anything, just pass it on over here.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

gophergrease

Think about the fire ants, puting a little in the choco cake is a good thing.

As soon as I can get it in the oven, we can warm up some cider.
Spiced cider with a shot of rum, will help take the chill off.

gophergrease

weather man just said its 19 in south NE, and will 7-10 by 7:00 am

Delmonico

The rum reminded Delmonico of a drink a cook on a British Man-O-War told him about one time at a meetin' of "Victorian Age Cooks Assoootiation."   (This is a world wide trade union of cooks in English speakin' countries. ;D)  Then thinkin' that they really have missed Trinity and are glad to have him back, he puts the bottle of castor oil away for a while.  :o ;D ;)

Twas a talkin' with a fella today tellin' him bout GG's new oven, tolt him I might have to make a large loaf of bread in it sometime. ;D   Got to do some chipherin' to figger out the proper prooportions as to flour and water. ;D ;D

With that Delmonico heads to the dugout to sleep for the night, "Just wait till those wagons get here tommorow, I got a surprise fer you all. ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;)  By the way, I went to the top of the hill that Slim uses when he comes back on Monday to check things out a fore he rides into the ranch, could see their campfire about 5 miles out.  Oh by the way, when I was in North Platte i got a chance to look at a map of the area, that hill of Slim's is called <Hornet's Nest Hill>."
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

gophergrease

Del, you best stay off that hill. You wount have that little eppy pin for nuther 120+ years and the dog cant do "CPR"

Scattered Thumbs

Quote from: Delmonico on January 12, 2005, 06:17:53 PM
Bet it shoots them wimpy peeestol catridges too!!!!! ;D ;D ::) ;) ;)   Member how long it took that fellar ta die when Gus shot him with his Henry!!!!! :P :P

I'M BAAAAACK!  ;D ;D ;D

At least Gus hit the fellow (and since he was a no good scum, he could take forever to die  >:( ) The other bad guys were shootin' a big buffalo rifle and they couldn't hit poop  ;D with it.


Delmonico

Comin' down off the hill Delmonico hollors, "The wagons are about 1 mile out, all 25 of them." ;D

"I'm safe on the hill cause it's 'bought 0 out there this mornin' no hornets out.  Sides that if'n I don't go up there with Slim I should be fine, I don't stir up no hornet's nests with no stick. :o  I use a shotgun and #9 shot from a safe distance." ;D ;D ;D

Course the only reason Gus hit that fellar and he missed Gus was that Larry M. wrote it that way in the script.  The gutshot at that range with the Henry takin' so long to die, was the most belivable part of that scene. ;D

Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Silver Creek Slim

Quote from: Russ T Chambers on January 12, 2005, 05:47:14 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on January 12, 2005, 05:23:40 PM
I hope Slim didn't pay to much fer that rifle, they done made it outa cheap brass and the fergot ta put the loadin' gate and the forearm on it. :o :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D ;)

Slim

Add two more twists to that knot, and it might work on someone impugning the dignity of one's rifle. ::) ;D ;D ;D
I could do that.  ;D

Slim
NCOWS 2329, WartHog, SCORRS, SBSS, BHR, GAF, RBCS, Dirty RATS, BTBM, IPSAC, Cosie-in-training
I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Silver Creek Slim

Quote from: Delmonico on January 12, 2005, 06:17:53 PM
Bet it shoots them wimpy peeestol catridges too!!!!! ;D ;D ::) ;) ;)   Member how long it took that fellar ta die when Gus shot him with his Henry!!!!! :P :P
I shoots .44 WCF rifle cartridges. They may be wimpy compared to .45-70-500 but I would hate to be shot with one.  :(

NCOWS 2329, WartHog, SCORRS, SBSS, BHR, GAF, RBCS, Dirty RATS, BTBM, IPSAC, Cosie-in-training
I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Silver Creek Slim

Quote from: Delmonico on January 12, 2005, 10:53:35 PM
The rum reminded Delmonico of a drink a cook on a British Man-O-War told him about one time at a meetin' of "Victorian Age Cooks Assoootiation."   (This is a world wide trade union of cooks in English speakin' countries. ;D)  Then thinkin' that they really have missed Trinity and are glad to have him back, he puts the bottle of castor oil away for a while.  :o ;D ;)

Twas a talkin' with a fella today tellin' him bout GG's new oven, tolt him I might have to make a large loaf of bread in it sometime. ;D   Got to do some chipherin' to figger out the proper prooportions as to flour and water. ;D ;D

With that Delmonico heads to the dugout to sleep for the night, "Just wait till those wagons get here tommorow, I got a surprise fer you all. ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;)  By the way, I went to the top of the hill that Slim uses when he comes back on Monday to check things out a fore he rides into the ranch, could see their campfire about 5 miles out.  Oh by the way, when I was in North Platte i got a chance to look at a map of the area, that hill of Slim's is called <Hornet's Nest Hill>."
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;)
Ya made that up! Show me if it's true. (No I ain't from Mizzera.)  :P

NCOWS 2329, WartHog, SCORRS, SBSS, BHR, GAF, RBCS, Dirty RATS, BTBM, IPSAC, Cosie-in-training
I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

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