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Started by Delmonico, September 18, 2004, 11:20:32 PM

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Marshal harpoluke

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Del is still tired n groggy from His sign making and goes into the kitchen to make Coffee',  unfortunatly

He mistakes the Dynomite box for the wood box n lights the stove with the Dynomite! :o


KABOOOOOM! :o



Dell Blows Himself up. :P



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gospel micah

Howdy  delmonico aint it grand getting blown up now you can sing this song. STICK of dynamite stick of dynamite cant harm me stick of dynamite stick of dynamite cant harm me stick of  dynamite stick of dynamite blew me away and here i stand in the river with out a stratch on me stick of dynamite stick of dynammite cant harm me.ye haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[/quote] . Gospel Micah rides in and trys to put out the fire. but it is no use his house burns to ground.so gospel Micah gives him 10 dollars to build a new one.BUT NO MORE DYNAMITE THINGS GET LOST THAT WaY BE CAREFULL.   :-\ :P 8) :o

Trinity

<<Not quite sure of what happened, the Author decides to pick up at the last sane (Did I say sane?) post>>

Quote from: Sod Buster on May 22, 2007, 10:26:31 PM
Sod Buster rides up and sees Trinnity still in the dirt after the clobbering from the log.   Sod Buster asks Trinity if'n he has purchased an anniversary gift for Sherlene yet since their one-year anniversary is on July 28.  Ya better git yer order in - you wouldnt' want it to be late.
Say...mebbe Del can make ya something?  Huh?

Sod Buster offers Trinity his hand and pulls him up.

"Thankee.  Naw, Ah ain' got nothin'.  In fact *whispers* Ah plumb fergot!"  Suddenly something glass strikes the door inside the cabin.

"Y'awlraht, Snookums?"  Trinity yells through the door.   Another crash is heard.

"Say, stranger.  Ya got inny extry room in yer soddy?"
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

that musta been a bad dream ya had, bad mash on that last still.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Silver Creek Slim

"Did I read that sign right? Del's the Justice of the Peace?"  ??? :o ::)
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I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Ozark Tracker

Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on May 23, 2007, 09:09:47 PM
"Did I read that sign right? Del's the Justice of the Peace?"  ??? :o ::)


Judge, jury and hangman :o
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Silver Creek Slim

NCOWS 2329, WartHog, SCORRS, SBSS, BHR, GAF, RBCS, Dirty RATS, BTBM, IPSAC, Cosie-in-training
I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Delmonico

Yep, judge jury and hangman, caught a couple wanna be sky pilots down by the river today.

Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on May 23, 2007, 08:57:36 PM
that musta been a bad dream ya had, bad mash on that last still.

"Ah really orta quit drankin' thayut stuff oncet it stahts ta turn!"

Quote from: Delmonico on May 23, 2007, 09:59:24 PM
Yep, judge jury and hangman, caught a couple wanna be sky pilots down by the river today.


<<The auther prefers the Dietz "Air Pilot" lanterns to "sky pilots". ;D>>
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

Yep on a them is worth a whole herd of sky pilots, most a them talk about the light and wander round in the dark teyin' to get other folks money. ::)

BTW Trinity, ya still havin' bad dreams about bible thumpers. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Marshal harpoluke

Quote from: Delmonico on May 24, 2007, 10:01:12 AM
Yep on a them is worth a whole herd of sky pilots, most a them talk about the light and wander round in the dark teyin' to get other folks money. ::)

BTW Trinity, ya still havin' bad dreams about bible thumpers. ;D
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Ah case of Delierum Trama? :P


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Musta been somthin Ya drunk. :o


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Ya loot, Ah Shoot,
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GoofBall #12

Delmonico

Delmonico sits in his courtroom with no cases, he decides he needs to drum up some buisness and hads Trintiy a Deuputy Sherriff badge and gives him a pisto, with one cartridge which he makes Trinity put in his shirt pocket. ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Sod Buster

Quote from: Delmonico on May 26, 2007, 03:43:29 PM
Delmonico sits in his courtroom with no cases, he decides he needs to drum up some buisness and hads Trintiy a Deuputy Sherriff badge and gives him a pisto, with one cartridge which he makes Trinity put in his shirt pocket. ::)

Trinity takes the new badge home and tacks it to the wall.  He and Lit'l Trinity sit and admire it 'cuz its so shiny.  ;D
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Delmonico

Delmonico writes up a warrant to have Trinity arrested on dereliction of duty charges, he then needs to decide who to deputize to arrest Trinity.
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

"Looky up thar, litl trinity... looky how it shahns!"

Together: "Oooooooohhhh!"

"Ah wonner what Ah orta do now.  Las' tahm Ah was a depidy ol' Bambino was tha Mershall."
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Sod Buster

Trinity starts to daydream about the happier times with Bambino....when they weren't fighting over food and ma & pa's....
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Bambino

Bambino rides in with a large string of horses which he announces are for sale.

Gruffly, he confronts Trinity: "What are you doin' with that badge?"
          

Trinity

Quote from: Sod Buster on May 26, 2007, 06:51:46 PM
Trinity starts to daydream about the happier times with Bambino....when they weren't fighting over food and ma & pa's....


Trinity recalls the fond memories at Ma & Pa's...

"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

Trinty looks at the back of his hand,  the scar where Bambino stuck him with his fork when Trinity reached for the last piece of chicken. :o
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

"That weren't no chicken.  It were an eagle that was flyin' 'roun' tha place one day."

Trinity looks down at the scar and scowls at his brother.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

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