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[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Got a key lime pie in the fridge, but thanks!




AnnieLee

[Silver Creek Slim]

Similar, not like licorice.  Licorice has a stronger more robust flavor, anise is more delicate.

Lemon merigue pie anyone?

That meringue looks kinda strange. 

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Similar, not like licorice.  Licorice has a stronger more robust flavor, anise is more delicate.

Lemon merigue pie anyone?

That meringue looks kinda strange. 

The Frumpy Fairy God Mother just seems to be there, without any entrance. "Aye, it does. Stay away from the meringue, you don't know what is in it."

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother narrows her eyes into slits, sliding a look toward Delmonico, just knowing he's slipped over to the Historical Society to try and trick Slim.

[Delmonico]

Shhhhhhhhh, don't give Slim no hints.  His Goooogler is goin' crazy.

And what happened ta the Sawdust.?

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

" I was in stealth mode."

[Scattered Thumbs]

" I was in stealth mode."

BWAHAHAHAH! 

Thank God I don't have beverages near my computer 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico pulls a cake out of the oven that he's been workin' on.  With the cake done, he stokes up the stove with coal.  "Well my dump cake is done and I used some of those almonds in it I got last night from Wymore Wrangler.  Bet Slim will like it, but I 'spose that FFg will want to check it out first.  FFg, ya want to check out the cake?"

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother gives Delmonico "the look."

"What is in the cake?"

[Silver Creek Slim]

"There she is!"   

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

"There she is!"   

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother gives Slim a wide smile, and with a whirl of her skirts, wraps him up in a hug.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico graps the cake and heads out the door as the FFg sawdust settles around the coalstove.

Barooooooooooooooommm and a cross between a flash fire and a real explosion fills the dugout as the roof lifts up and selles back down in place.  (The FFg should have known that sawdust will do the same as grain dust.    ) 

Delmonico re-enters the dugout which now smells like a brandin' fire.   Slim and the FFg look like they are about to start Marine boot camp.   

"Dump cake anyone, I didn't do nuthin' bad to it.  And this is all the FFg's fault, she should have known such things around an open flame was not safe.

(Delmonico is now waitin' fer the "It's FFg's Fault" to go accross Annie's screen on her next post. )

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

What Delmonico didn't know was that the Frumpy Fairy Godmother just took a bath in clean water, so all her sawdust was damp. Any "whoosh" would have been from Slim's passing gas as he got hugged hard by the Frumpy Fairy Godmother, so, of course....


It's All Slim's Fault!



AnnieLee

[Silver Creek Slim]

 

[Delmonico]

Does that mean he has cabbage in his shorts.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother doesn't know what is in Slim's shorts. She doesn't care what is in his shorts, she doesn't want to know what is in his shorts!!!

[Delmonico]

Just a fore' the explosion did he say anything like, "I don't think that was just a fart."  I hate it when someone says that cause things ain't good.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

"He didn't say anything. He just grunted like I was hugging him to tight. I really DON'T want to know what happened in his shorts."

[Delmonico]

Delmonico sits down and writes a letter and puts it in a envalope, before sealin' it he inserts a $10 greenback.   He then hads it to a guy on a pony who is ridin' by in a big hurry, "Young wiry fellow , looks like an orphan, carrin' a 51 Colt with a spare cylinder."

[Delmonico]

In the mornin' a nuther rider lookin' similar brings Delmonico a lage package.  Delmonico signs for the package and heads inta the dugout.  In the package is a canary and a cage.  Just like in a coal mine, the canary will warn the occupents of the danger of a dangerous build up of gas.

(Whats a matter, never heard of Overnite "Pony" Express.)