Newbrassky

[Delmonico]

Delmonico is eatin' as he reads this (dumb idea) and decides to go throw up bannana.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

A gust of wind picks up Trinity's finger and blows it toward the barn where it sticks to Del's Steam Tractor Engine.  The finger is slightly bent as if saying, "C'mere n lookit this!"

[Trinity]

Trinity runs up and asks "What?"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico glues Trinity's finger on with some hide glue and sews it in place till the glue dries.

[Trinity]

"Dail, mah fanger used ta beeyund t'tha other dye-rection.   ...An' is it 'posed ta burn so bad?"

[Delmonico]

"Dail, mah fanger used ta beeyund t'tha other dye-rection.  

Was a birth defect, I fixed it.

"...An' is it 'posed ta burn so bad?"

Yep, till it heals.

[Ozark Tracker]

Yep, till it heals.

Trinity, didn't yer Maw give you that talk about if it's a burning, an itching or hurting just means it's a healing

[Delmonico]

Trinity, didn't yer Maw give you that talk about if it's a burning, an itching or hurting just means it's a healing

Or infected.

[Trinity]

"Naw, she always tolt me ta hesh up.  Ah did git a burnin' sen-sation onct, but Ah was tol' it weren't po-lyte ta tawlk 'bout thayut."

[Delmonico]

"Naw, she always tolt me ta hesh up.  Ah did git a burnin' sen-sation onct, but Ah was tol' it weren't po-lyte ta tawlk 'bout thayut."

I could get the needle and the mercury stuff if need be.

[Trinity]

  "Nope!  T'ain' neccessary.  That was a whal back.  Sherlene won't have me goin' "a-visitin' " no more."

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster pulls up in his wagon with an Apple Tree as a gift.

HAPPY ARBOR DAY!

He quickly exists......stage right.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico is happy for the apple tree, "We need a few trees around the houses for shade and a few down along the crick for shade for the callte, but that is plenty, we don't want ta forest the whole state like that durned polly-teat-ion down to Newbrassky City wants to do. We need land to farm and pasture for the cattle."

[Trinity]

"Don' need no pastures fer tha cattle.  They won' be happy a'tall.  Ah hair cows is only happy in Californy.

"Stranger, if'n ya got any more of theeyum trays, brang'em wif ya an' we'll go ta Steel site number 'lebenteen.  Ah got's me a ahdear."

[Sod Buster]

"Don' need no pastures fer tha cattle.  They won' be happy a'tall.  Ah hair cows is only happy in Californy.

"Stranger, if'n ya got any more of theeyum trays, brang'em wif ya an' we'll go ta Steel site number 'lebenteen.  Ah got's me a ahdear."

An "Ahdear" ??
Does it involve Apple Brown Betty?

[Trinity]

"Shhhh!  Don' mention that name 'roun' Sherlene.  She don' cotton much ta ol' Betty.  Ah was a-thankin' of sumpin' strawnger... sumpin' lahk a cider or mebbe a brandy."

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster produces a jug of Apple Jack.

"You mean like this?"

Sod Buster takes a swig an passes the jug.

"Have a tug, pard"

[Trinity]

Trinity pulls on the bottle and hisses.  "Yep! Tha's goooooooooooood.  Tha's what Ah was thankin' 'bout.  Thankee."

[Sod Buster]

My pleasure <hic>

[Trinity]

"Say, whar didja get theeus.  Didja make it er buy it."