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[Trinity]

"Ah was referrin' ta tha Trail Boss.  He was hair las' night, but lef' without sayin' nuthin'.  Ah 'spec' he was makin' sure we was awl behavin'

"Ah don' rightly recolec', Ozark.  Bein' tha upstandin' individual that he is, he prolly... wait, Ah jus' 'membered tha story about tha taser thang... Don' know, OT, don' know."

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster brings Trinity some salted peanuts and a mug of beer.  Sod Buster puts the peanuts in the beer.  Trinity is amazed at how the peanuts bob up down all on their own! 

[Trinity]

"Oooooooooooh!  Look et them thangs daince!"  With one swallow Trinity downs the beer and peanuts. 

"Ah din' wanna watch them little fellers suffer.  Got any more?"

[Ozark Tracker]

when Trinity puts his glass down he discovers one more peanut in the glass, after turning the galss up and not being able to get it, he slaps the bottom of the galss and starts chocking on the nut.

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster brings Trinity one more mug of beer with a handfull of peanuts in it.  He also offers him some good ol' Southern boiled peanuts made while the nuts are still green.   

[Trinity]

Trinity's face has turned purple as he looks up at Sod Buster for help.

[Ozark Tracker]

Sod Buster sees Trinity turning purple so he decides to whop Trinity, but fergets and whops him across the head.

[Trinity]

Trinity flies backwards off of the bench he was sitting on.  His face is now deep red except for Sod Buster's hand print on his forehead which is white.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity stumbles as he gets to his feet, bounces against the back door and it opens and he falls off the porch into the storage area,  strangely enough this is where Monkey sleeps, as Trinity falls backwards on Monkey,  Monkey is deeplly concerened with Trinity's backside coming at him.  so he bites Trinity on the but, this in turn causes Trinity to scream with the last breath in his body, which dislodges the peanut and lets Trinity breath.

[Trinity]

As Trinity gasps for air and tries to regain composure, he see's Monkey staring angrily back at him.

"Wail, hey thar lil feller!  Ah 'preciate yer hailpin' me, but didja have to bite so hard?"

[Ozark Tracker]

As Trinity gasps for air and tries to regain composure, he see's Monkey staring angrily back at him.

"Wail, hey thar lil feller!  Ah 'preciate yer hailpin' me, but didja have to bite so hard?"

monkey tips his little hat to Trinity and then turns it upside down for a little reward.

[Trinity]

Trinity picks up the peanut that had been lodged in his throat and drops it in Monkey's hat.  Rubbing Monkey's head, he goes back to the other beer that Sod Buster had made him.  Again, he downs the contents in one gulp and again he finds one peanut remaining in the bottom of the mug.  Just as he is about throw his head back and tap the mug, Trinity pauses and decides to manually retrieve the peanut.

He sticks his hand into the mug and cannot remove it.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity lets go of the peanut and his hand comes out, he sticks it back in and grabs the peanut and his hand won't come out again, this goes on fer an hour

[Trinity]

Finally, as Trinity is staring perplexed at the mug, Monkey reaches in, takes the peanut and eats it.  Satisfied with himself, Monkey leaves.

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Arthur's note: It's a Trinity trap.  >

[Ozark Tracker]

   you know what they say about curiousidy

[Delmonico]

Delmonico says, "if yer gonna be killin' cats, do it outside the house."

[Trinity]

Trinity is curious indeed.  The thought of Monkey reaching into the mug with no problems bothers him.  He takes another peanut and drops it into the mug and sticks his hand inside to retrieve it.  Again the fun begins...

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster just shakes his head in disbelief....and wonders if Trinity fergot about the boiled peanuts.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Monkey is so amused by the Trinity puzzle he gets another mug and drops a peanut into it.  Now Trinity has both hands stuck.