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[Lucky Irish Tom]

Hey fellers it look like Trinity went to the spot where Slim's horse got him free! 

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity staggers around fer about an hour talking bout eating spinach and carrots and broccoli, so Del gives him some of it and he eats it,

[Trinity]

Trinity finally passes out.  When he awakens, he has no recollection of what happened.

[Sod Buster]

What a waste of good veggies.   

[Trinity]

"Whew!  Ah fail much better.  Don't know jes what happent, but ah need me a pull!"

[Ozark Tracker]

I thank yer gonna have ta watch that colored snow, ya got ta remember  chocolate and yellow snow ain't necessarly good 

[Trinity]

"Ah do recollect that thar chawklet snow weren't pleasant tastin' a'tall!"

[Lucky Irish Tom]

It wuz Sleeeums fault he shoulda cleaned up tha chawklit snow!

[Trinity]

"It's awlways

Slim's Fault
er so's Ah hair"

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity goes out in to the back yard, checks all the snow for color. and find a good clean patch, loads up a 5 gallon bucket with snow.  he takes it into the house and gets him a funnel and fills it with snow and then pours some of his  brew in.  the first snow cone, cept Trinity just puts his mouth under the funnel  and takes his thumb off'n the hole to slurp it down.

[Trinity]

"Mmmm, tasty~!  Ah wonner what tha snow mixture tastes lahk... *Glug* *Glug* *Glug* Ah'll fahn' out later. *Glug* *Glug* *Glug*"

[Trinity]

Delmonico goes into the kitchen and begins to prepare a meal for the folks at the Ranch With No Name.

[Trinity]

"Dail... them bisquits is done riz enough.  Ya ever gonna bake 'em?"

[Silver Creek Slim]

"I don't think so."   

[Delmonico]

Delmonico throws a big bunch a dough at Trinity.

[Trinity]

Trinity ducks and the hardened dough hits the door and knocks a hole in it.

Trinity spies something under the wash basin.  "Oooh, a peanut!"  Trinity picks it up, dusts it off and eats it.

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Now whoz gonna fix the door?" 

[Trinity]

"Ah din't do it.  It were Dal's dern ol' biscuit dough."  

[Delmonico]

Found a peanut, found a peanut,found a peanut on the floor.
It was rotten, I ate it anyways, found a peanut on the flooor.


WTH is the rest of the words to this, can't 'member?

[Trinity]

Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now,
Just now I found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now.

Cracked it open, cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now,
Just now I cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now.

It was rotten, it was rotten,
It was rotten just now,
Just now it was rotten,
It was rotten just now.

Ate it anyway, ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now,
Just now I ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now.

Got a stomach ache, got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now,
Just now I got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now.

Called the doctor, called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now,
Just now I called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now.

Penicillin, Penicillin,
Penicillin just now,
Just now I took Penicillin,
Penicillin just now.

Operation, operation,
Operation just now,
Just now an operation,
An operation just now.

Died anyway, died anyway,
Died anyway just now,
Just now I died anyway,
Died anyway just now.

Went to heaven, went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now,
Just now I went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now.

Wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now,
Just now Heaven wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now.

Went the other way, went the other way,
Went the other way just now,
Just now I went the other way,
Went the other way just now.

Didn't want me, didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now,
Just now they didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now.

Was a dream, was a dream,
Was a dream just now,
Just now it was a dream,
Was a dream, just now.

Then I woke up, then I woke up,
Then I woke up just now,
Just now I woke up,
I woke up just now.

Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now,
Just now I found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now.