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[Trinity]

Trinity breaks out of his trance and shakes his head.  "What em Ah doin'?  Only Dail is bad fer coal, Ah ain' posed ta be doin' awl these evil thangs?  Whar's Ozark?  He's prolly sittin' on tha porch, drankin' squeezin's an' laughin' at me, dernit!"

[Trinity]

Trinity becomes excited as he realizes that the Winter Solstice is only two weeks away.

[Ozark Tracker]

2 weeks,  wall I know it's gonna be too cold to go danceing around naked. 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico orders a large wagon load a firewood to be shipped in from Minny-soda.  "Ya notice Slim is already practicin' danchin' necked."

[Ozark Tracker]

ya know that Slim is reallly getting inta this soltice celebrating ain't he.

[Delmonico]

Yeah, Trinity and I are thinkin' 'bout makin' him an Honorary Druid.   Trinity is out building a Potted Meathenge right now.

[Ozark Tracker]

I hope he's a building it outa the empty cans and not trying to use the potted meat, he'd  be eating it as fast as he can build it.

[Trinity]

BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!!

[Ozark Tracker]

I thought it'd be built outa empty cans. 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico glances over at Slim who has just crawled out of the river still necked, thinkin' about his warm Wissy=consion winter clothes locked up in the house Slim starts to sing.

Ill have a blue christmas without you
Ill be so blue just thinking about you
Decorations of red on a green christmas tree
Wont be the same dear, if youre not here with me

And when those blue snowflakes start falling
Thats when those blue memories start calling
Youll be doin all right, with your christmas of white
But Ill have a blue, blue blue blue christmas


Youll be doin all right, with your christmas of white,
But Ill have a blue, blue christmas

(Santa adds 50 more pounds)

[Chance]

Trinity stops what he is doing when he hears the singing.
"That sounds like that thar Ellis Prellsy singin' a song about Sleeum. Wonder if he could make up a song about Blue, ma old hound dog?"
In his excitement he knocks over the Potted Meathenge.

[Trinity]

"Dad nabbit!    Now Ah gotta build it agin, an' only 12 more days till tha festivities!"

[Ozark Tracker]

"Dad nabbit!    Now Ah gotta build it agin, an' only 12 more days till tha festivities!"

lucklily, we know that no matter how many empty cans of potted meat it takes. your just the one who can empty em.

[Trinity]

Trinity looks up with potted meat smeared on his face and with a full mouth, asks: "MMM?"

[Ozark Tracker]

with all the empty cans piling up around him, Trinity decides to build the Potted Meathenge at least life size and if he can eat enough he'll build it larger than life.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim finally remembers that he has stashed some Wiscoooooooooonsin winter clothes fer such an occasion. He finds 'em and puts 'em on.

[Trinity]

"You's smailin' better, pard."

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Thank yooooooooooooooooooooooou."

[Trinity]

"Wheeew!  Ya fergot ta brush yer teef."

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Sorry."