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Ozark Tracker · October 30, 2006, 03:59:07 PM

Slim takes his branding iron and hobbles out ta where Trinity is passed out, he sticks the iron to him, but because Slim was crippled and it took awhile to get there, the heat is all gone from his iron.

Delmonico · October 30, 2006, 04:13:13 PM

Then the guy delivering The Steam Traction Engine backs up to see what he almost hit and runs over Trinity.

Silver Creek Slim · October 30, 2006, 05:32:11 PM

"YEEEEEEEE HAW!!!!!!"

Delmonico · October 30, 2006, 05:36:12 PM

Trinity is now 1 inch thick and 14 1/2 feet long.

Ozark Tracker · October 30, 2006, 09:09:04 PM

a big wind comes along and blows Trinity up against the barn wall.

Trinity · October 30, 2006, 10:23:58 PM

Trinity catches another breeze and is blown onto the porch where he is able to knock his bottle over and starts slurping on some medicine. After a while Trinity has regained his normal size and he stands.

Angrily, he shouts: "Now jus' wait one gosh-dern, cotton pickin' minute! Ah din' never poke Sleeeum in tha ah! Ah wouldn' never do such a thang... leastways not on purpose. AN' FUHTHUHMAW! Ah di'n't make no saddlebaigs outta arn. Twern't me Ah tail ya. Ah'll fergive ya, Sleeeum, fer trahin' ta braind me, but please don' do it agin."

Trinity throws his jug on his shoulder and takes one more swallow in an exclamatory fashion.

Delmonico · October 31, 2006, 07:16:35 AM

Delmonico says,"If Trinity hadn't ate ye'r war bags I would have had to make iron ones. And if you take them with you on the weekend, Trinity won't eat them, so once again it's yer fault."

Silver Creek Slim · October 31, 2006, 01:33:13 PM

"Once ya put it that way, I figger it is my fault that Trinity et my warbags and poked my eye."

Ozark Tracker · October 31, 2006, 02:39:12 PM

Trinity rigs an eye patch outa some of Slim's old warbags and gives it to Slim to cover his poked eye.

Lucky Irish Tom · October 31, 2006, 02:44:01 PM

Unfortunately whilst Trinity is putting the eye patch on Slim he accidentally pokes him in the other eye!

Silver Creek Slim · October 31, 2006, 02:48:50 PM

"OUCH!!!"

Delmonico · October 31, 2006, 05:18:46 PM

Trinity makes another patch.

Ozark Tracker · October 31, 2006, 06:08:35 PM

Quote from: Delmonico on October 31, 2006, 05:18:46 PM
Trinity makes another patch.

and gives Slim a broken limb from a tree, Slim proceeds to beat Trinity with the limb.

Silver Creek Slim · November 01, 2006, 09:25:46 AM

Chance · November 02, 2006, 05:50:47 PM

Delmonico heads towards the barn scratching his chin. "Wonder if I could invent some dark coloured glasses to keep the sun out of Slim's poked eyes?"

Ozark Tracker · November 02, 2006, 08:03:22 PM

Del decides to make the glasses out of the bottoms of a couple of old brown bottles out in the barn.

Slim puts the glasses on and the sun is blocked from his eyes but the glass is kinda wavy and Slim goes goose stepping out across the yard.

Trinity · November 02, 2006, 08:29:35 PM

Not to mention that Del didn't sand the glass enough so now Slim has bloody red circles around his eyes.

Meanwhile, Trinity is shouting: "Ah'm sorry fer pokin' yer other ah, but Ah swayer.... Ah din' poke tha fust one, OK? Sleeeeum? Sleeum, your ahs is a-bleedin'! Is ya awlraht??"

Ozark Tracker · November 02, 2006, 08:56:33 PM

Slim turns around and starts talking to the scare crow in the garden, thinking he knows him, with his new glasses

Trinity · November 02, 2006, 09:07:52 PM

The blood begins to dry and now Slim has a crust around his eyes. A lone vulture in the sky picks up the scent of blood and swoops down.

Ozark Tracker · November 02, 2006, 09:12:03 PM

The vulture grabs aholt of Slim and tries to fly back in the air, Slims starts swattin him with his cane.